MitchmcCONnell

Regressive Jerk who sells the American Dream to my Corporate owners.

My father Tommy Turd Turtle was inseminated with 👽 semen and pooped me out in an egg.

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

#GOP #Republican
#Rightwing #Idiots #Dumbasses
#Retards #StupidPeople
The Great Republican Abdication https://t.co/4TiFL5tn28

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

BITCH MITCH
@senatemajldr
McCONell pledges to be 'Grim Reaper' for progressive policies | TheHill https://t.co/mdpC2MDDqw
#BitchMitch
#IloveSuckingKoch
#Cocaine
#SmokingCrack

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

#MulellerReport
Redacted Mueller Report https://t.co/CsnAVQxxM1 #SmartNews

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

Does this mean Bitch Mitch and his bitch buddy Butthead Boehner are now at odds
@senatemajldr

McConnell to introduce bill for a minimum age to buy tobacco of 21 https://t.co/AJGIPR5lZX

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

You can be the proud owner of Bitch Mitch's website.

@senatemajldr

McConnell website revels in his blocking of Obama's Supreme Court pick https://t.co/DRvuC1Xd99

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

#Obstruction bitch Mitch is not familiar with this term (sarcasm)
@senatemajldr
McCONnell boasts about blocking Garland weeks after complaining of obstruction https://t.co/zfF4GtjhLW

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

WikiLeaks is nothing but a shitstain and Assange proves it.

WikiLeaks' Julian Assange smeared "his faeces on our embassy's walls," Ecuador's president Lenin Moreno says - CBS News https://t.co/9Vp8Cfe4YR

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

Get your "Ditch this Bitch McConnell" T-shirt from Amazon
Time for this worthless
#corporatedicksucker to go

@senatemajldr

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

It's sooo nice to get paid bunches and sit on your old wrinkly ass. Brought to you by Preparation H and Oral Gel
#CorporateAssPounding #WhenYouHaveToSuckDickinAHurry

@senatemajldr
McConnell lays out agenda as House bills pile up | TheHill https://t.co/3n6szcwjKx

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

Yes this is a disgrace. Make a deal with Putin and spy on the Dems and have Russian hackers help Republicans win elections That will teach the Democrats to mess with your supreme power Der leader

@realDonaldTrump .

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why should Radical Left Democrats in Congress have a right to retry and examine the $35,000,000 (two years in the making) No Collusion Mueller Report, when the crime committed was by Crooked Hillary, the DNC and Dirty Cops? Attorney General Barr will make the decision!

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

@realDonaldTrump

you are doing such an excellent job. Get rid of that pesky Obamacare, fight for the wall or close the border. #TAKECONTROL

Mitch McConnell is sick of Donald Trump's bad nominees - CNNPolitics https://t.co/rJ7CTbNdRs

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

I need to get my father-in-law to import more #Cocaine so I can keep tweeting more bullshit
@senatemajldr

[U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell @SenMcConnell]

From the Green New Deal to Medicare for None, it’s ironic that so many Democrats are choosing to pivot to socialism just as Republican policies are helping create an incredible economic moment for the American people.

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

#BushBitch #WilliamBarr
William Barr accidentally concedes his reason for withholding the Mueller report is baloney. https://t.co/j5GifiIp7D

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

of course my alter ego is bullshitting he still likes sucking corporate dick to fudge numbers
@senatemajldr

[U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell @SenMcConnell]

This All-American comeback is being helped along by a set of Republican ideas and policies that are the polar opposite of what our Democratic friends are now calling for.

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

#TastesLikeChicken #PoachedHuman
How To make poached human 1.
Crush with ten tons of force. 2. Serve to your pride
Suspected rhino poacher is killed by an elephant and then eaten by lions in South Africa - CNN https://t.co/RZMgEvuDuB

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

When America is trying to tell you, you are Trump trash
@senatemajldr @realDonaldTrump
https://t.co/juO8igtZpq

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

@realDonaldTrump @WSJopinion @LouDobbs #TrollingtheMuellerReport
Well seeing as Bar was the cover-up man for Bush Sr.

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

Cohen has more dirt on Trump
DCCC snub emboldens insurgent candidates - Washington Times https://t.co/hCVLNKKTrn

[MitchmcCONnell @bitchmcconnell6]

Tweet from Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) Tweeted:
Noooooooo Joe, NOT DURING THE APOLOGY! https://t.co/y45GOC6yc3
Hey Trump trash Jr remember when Daddy said
#GrabThemByThePussy
#StormyDanielsneverForget
#TrumpTrash

[Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum]

Noooooooo Joe, NOT DURING THE APOLOGY!