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The bitchmobile is what I drive. No matter what I drive it’s the bitchmobile. Doctor of Nursing Practice.

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@TheBaconFather & maybe eat them in the car

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@TheBaconFather She’s sneaky that way. She has also silently convinced the other 2 dogs that they will explode if they touch her couch.

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@KyleSeraphin @RenzoRantz @marklevinshow Probably also needs a clean pull up & some soothing Desitin

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@TheBaconFather @CWBroesamle Exactly, my car- my rules, I pick the soundtrack & no screaming because you get scared

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@KyleSeraphin “I was holding it for my drunk friend”

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@TheBaconFather @needabetteralt Point for helmet flying off
Point for screaming
Point for each bounce and for full 360

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@barrycunningham @neeratanden @AnthonyQuintano Because a random liberal said so. Sure lady, I was just waiting for your instructions.

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@TheBaconFather The options are limitless.

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@TrashDiscourse Not looking very trashy

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@J_R_Sastre I think the lawyers’ share included a few extra decimal places & we just got ridiculous scraps. Mine should have probably been $1141.00.

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@TheBaconFather Spooky walking home from the beach this morning

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@navymig @DylanByers But there’s the weekly dutch oven treatment. I haven’t watched 60 minutes since 1980 something.

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When the weather suits your mood

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@jontxpp @Jexxie Chicken

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@jmn781 @TB1Kinobe I think he’s going to have to stay there

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@jontxpp @Jexxie Do it…

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@AleksDaCreator @RepOgles I have a better idea for a swift shot: 223

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@tommyda53620872 @SholdonDaniels We don’t have them in the south. 🫤