tristan

she/her | 24 | neither here nor there

[tristan @bitchscratch]

how it feels to wear a hat as somebody who doesn’t wear hats

[amy ⚢ @discodyke2000]

when they’re mean to butters in south park

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Opened Google Scholar today and was immediately hit with “AI can now summarize academic articles.” Bro, it’s called an abstract and it already exists.

[ciara 🐰🧁 @ciaramiara]

realizing that how i grew up really does affect how i am in my relationships

[tristan @bitchscratch]

i bet it feels sooooo good to be old asf and take out your dentures. like taking your bra off after a long day

[tristan @bitchscratch]

doll ordered a light ice WHOLE MILK matcha this morning and i was too stunned to speak

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I've been in situations before that didn't even happen

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

Hipster culture was the Industrial Revolution of vibes

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

2000s aquariumcore

[ryan🧞‍♂️ @ryanraff03]

going to a gay club and thinking the music will be good

[charboo @chrboo2]

@Ancapta @poisonjr

[tristan @bitchscratch]

my fatass thought this was a bowl of pho

[‎ َ @twilightstardew]

nothing to lose because nothing is mine

[tristan @bitchscratch]

watching heated rivalry several weeks post-prime high and with my cheeks out like some chud

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

"why use google?" webpage from 1999

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My parents’ genderfluid dog stays weaponizing his queerness