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this is where I rattle off about taylor swift to spare the people I know irl

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This baby is going to kill me with her cuteness and little noises and smiles I truly can fkn not

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@hannnahkristine I read this to my husband (we got married one week before Taylor) and told him it would be instant divorce. I think he understands not to ignore any invites from Taylor now.

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@hannnahkristine Cultesk is killing me

[Pop Flop @ThePopFlop]

36 years ago today, Scott and Andrea Swift released Taylor Swift.

— This is the most successful collaboration of all time.

[paris rae @parisrae13]

‘twas the night before christmas

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I believe in cyberbullying for the right reasons 💅🏼

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the 🍃 laws in Richmond are so stupid I can’t even wrap my brain around it. We have dispensaries but only two real ones, it’s legal to possess, gift, or grow but not legal recreationally? Make it make sense

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Lilly told me she would sell me for a bag of cotton candy lol

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if one of the missionaries in this parking lot approaches me in this heat while my eyelids are sweating I’m gonna act in such a way that future me would not be proud of

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Sorry? He called them what??

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Whenever a video about random people’s drama comes up on my TikTok I like it before I even finish it bc I do not want my algorithm confused and thinking that I don’t want more videos about random people’s drama. I want all of them.

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@popvinylsigned I cannot believe I’m about to have a signed lorde LP omg thank u

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Lilly just said to me “hey sweaty! I mean sweetie 😉”

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Feeling the fizz of a fresh Dr Pepper on my upper lip while I take a drink is everything to me

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I could be an Olympian if they’d just let me gallop in the races

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I do not think I could run a mile but I have a lot of confidence that I could gallop 5 miles

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Blaze it and praise it right guys

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@thisisvertrying sitting in a tree D-Y-I-N-G my jaw was on the floor

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New conspiracy theory is that when Katy Perry hears “woman in stem” she thinks everyone is saying “woman and stem”

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also I bought a house

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Finally did something that I’ve wanted to do for a long time but it just never worked out. It feels so good to accomplish goals I’ve set for myself.

I finally made a throwaway Facebook profile so I can say what I really want to the insane people in the Virginia fb groups 💕