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[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Depressed bc im fat, pale and have a huge zit on my face... So naturally, im at the bar drinking 👋

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Watching the #Olympics high is a great idea. Too bad I don't have 3-d glasses #Sochi2014 #Olympics #pots

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Shaun white looks reaaaalllllll good #Olympics #Sochi2014 #ShaunWhite

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

My Korean teacher keeps saying condom instead of condo #loling #imimmature

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Unless you're going to prom or a wedding there is no reason to have fake nails #ghettoasfug #pleasestop

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

I hate brown leggings more than most things #

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Can't decide if I hate ringo starrs performance or robin thickes more? #GRAMMYs #scary #fuckingringo

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

OMG YOU ARE ADORABLE LORDE. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. #Grammys

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Is Pink trying out for cirque du soleil? #GRAMMYs

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Does anyone hate robin thicke as much as I do? If so, let's chat. #GRAMMYs #needtoknow #scary

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

I just scraped coke out of my nose. How was your friday night? #alltimelow #idc #lovemeorhateme #YOLO

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

I'm feeling a sexual drought coming... #fug #nunstatus #helpmeimpoor

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

My friends are getting engaged at 23 and im just like "hey, ive never even had a boyfriend yet." #betchy #single4life

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Why is kailyn speaking Spanish on #TeenMom2 ? You're the whitest bitch ever #whydoiwatchthis #javi #jace

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Is it illegal to drug the kids you're babysitting ? #innocentthoughts

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

it's Saturday night and I'm high in bed with my stuffed animal

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Why hasn't Mr Clean aged ? #highthoughts #mindboggled

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Negative in my bank account but just bought a vibrator and a stuffed boo dog #longhairdontcare #judgeme #bestdayever

[bitchy @bitchymcbetch]

Its been awhile, guys. DID YOU MISS ME?! #thebetchisback #steppingupmytwittergame #HAPPYFRIDAY