bitchyologist

It's a science. Bitchyology: the study of the development, structure, and functioning of the bitches.

[bitchyologist @bitchyologist]

If you can't take the heat

[bitchyologist @bitchyologist]

Don’t forget to #Vote thus solving all the problems

[bitchyologist @bitchyologist]

🥳

[bitchyologist @bitchyologist]

Chelsea just cooked him dinner, watched TV with him, and had sex with him, and now she’s too clingy? But when Jimmy says, “You’re the one that wanted to have sex. I also maybe wanted a little breather from that, too.” I died #LoveIsBlind

[bitchyologist @bitchyologist]

This is something someone with a savings account would say

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

If you do not withdraw your entire bank balance at least once a month, you do not "live paycheck to paycheck."

[🔻Richard Estes, "From the River to the Sea" 🍉 @oshima9]

Do people understand the significance of the Squad supporting funding for 100,000 more cops? It means that there is no electoral left in Congress, and invalidates DSA efforts to create one by supporting them.

[GarbageApe @GarbageApe]

Totally agree with this. My wife was picking up a few things at the grocery a few months ago and as she walked by the pharmacy the pharmacist shouted, very authoritatively, "You! Woman! Come get vaccinated against the Coronavirus!" and she did it immediately.

[Guardian US @GuardianUS]

Former police officer pleads guilty to manslaughter in George Floyd killing https://t.co/FOWH2nMvw4

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

read the replies to this if you want to feel an immediate and inescapble urge to self-immolate ☺️

[The Discourse Lover @Trillburne]

People accuse the left of favoring "ideological purity" over "getting things done," but it's hard to come up with a more stark example of that mentality than "I would rather see babies starve than make a single, limited ideological compromise"

[bitchyologist @bitchyologist]

This will feed the babies?

[🔻 @uncle_authority]

*ahem*

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Do you ever think about how Biden is so monstrous that mainstream satirists have started apologizing for softening his image in a way that obscured his political cruelty...

[bitchyologist @bitchyologist]

How embarrassing for this ignorant person. Perhaps an education may have benefited them.

[Lynx 💛 @LustrousLynx]

Biden has done enough to forgive student loans by extending deadlines and canceling it for disabled students.

It’s not a priority anymore. Y’all will have to get JOBS.

[LeftwardSwing ♿🕊️ 💉 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @LeftwardSwing]

Why are you advocating that ppl begin their start in the world with huge student loan debt? That's a conservative & Republican POV. Keep in mind wages are far too low too. 50% of Americans don't have $400 in savings for an emergency & black women carry most student loan debt.

[Drew Dixon @deardrewdixon]

So there’s a new website called https://t.co/CRVlfQBkQ7 where you’re supposed to rat out people getting abortions in Texas. I just visited the site pretending to be a snitch and instead, I typed FUCK YOU in every field. Highly recommend. Let’s crash their garbage website.

[bitchyologist @bitchyologist]

Yessss

[☭Communism was just a red herring @Tamchanted]

Easily my favorite thing about the die-hard Hillary camp is that it's sexist to not vote for Hillary but somehow not sexist to complain about Susan Sarandon supporting Bernie despite all the dudes like Dick Van Dyke and Danny Devito who also supported him.

[bitchyologist @bitchyologist]

This Adam guy suuucks

[bitchyologist @bitchyologist]

Congratulations on the great life, I guess

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

@JENFL23 "I don't care... my life is great!"