E. Vega🇵🇷

I don’t need a hero, I need a gyro. 🇵🇷Murderino/NY Mets fan/Pain in the ass/Dog lover

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

2 weeks ago I told my dad, “I’m getting pastrami shipped on 10/24 from @KatzsDeli to celebrate the @Mets making it to the World Series because they WILL make it to the WS.” Here’s to $130 not wasted and getting the meat sweats while cheering on our Mets! 🙏🏼#LFGM

[New York Mets @Mets]

Look who took the 7 today 🟣👀

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

@EustaciaLondon “You don’t do it for me anymore”- Demi Lovato

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

Hey @MarcAnthony can we get a Christmas Album? A mix of Christmas salsa and classics? Duets with @kellyclarkson, @leslieodomjr… maybe ring @Lin_Manuel? Maybe? Please? POR FAVOR?! 🎄💃🏻🎄

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

justin timberlake and jessica biel at brunch today:

[TOP @nhanngocan8]

Doggy's first experience with a prosthesis.

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Some hot news tonight
LHHATL #1989TaylorsVersionVault | Tom Hanks | Anne Frank | Lazio | ranboospace | Louis CK | BeyondFast | DWCS | Machin | Taco Tuesday | #dog

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

I don’t know why I expected @netflix to have a good IT department. #LoveIsBlindLIVE #loveisblind

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

#loveisblind #loveisblindlive @netflix
Staring at the TV like:

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

Me waiting for #LoveIsBlindlive #loveisblind

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

Oh good I’m not the only one #LoveIsBlind

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

All I see when Josh comes on the screen #LoveIsBlind

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

@IKEAUSA Ikea… what are these prices?! The first 2 screenshots are from exactly one year ago, the others, today. I’m just trying to get a Malm dresser for my closet, but these were options I considered last year.. 30% increase on particleboard? Wtf

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

This is the saddest I’ve been all year, RIP Twitch. News I never would have expected, one of my favorite SYTYCD dancers since his first audition, was truly a charismatic, talented person with so much life left to live. Praying for Allison and their children.

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

I’m at work… but I want to know if I HAVE to be. 🥹 #powerball

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

Hey @Toyota @ToyotaMotorCorp may I have a coupon towards a Highlander or RAV4? 😩😩😩

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

@Toyota, @ToyotaMotorCorp PLEASE BRING BACK THE FJ CRUISERS AND AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE POINT. I wanted one 10 years ago in my 20s and couldn’t afford it now the only ones around have 120K+ miles at the same price as a brand new Corolla.

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

@itsmalloreyg 🤣🤣🤣 but for real WHO IS IT?!

[E. Vega🇵🇷 @bitchypoppins]

That moment after months of bopping along to a song on the radio and you FINALLY take in the lyrics and realize it’s about grief and/or reflecting on the death of a friend or loved one… cue the sobbing.

[Some Good News @somegoodnews]

"This is what friendship looks like." 🙌

📹: motivated.mindset on Instagram

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Gonna show this to a baby and watch them have an existential crisis