Admiral-General Aladeen

Eternal sovereign of all sats.
Supreme stacker of Bitcoin.
All sats are Aladeen.
Death to fiat.
Wadiya to the moon! 🚀

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

🚨🚨🚨 OFFICIAL IMPERIAL DECREE FROM THE GOLDEN THRONE OF WADIYA 🚨🚨🚨
I, SUPREME LEADER ADMIRAL-GENERAL ALADEEN, Eternal Sovereign of every satoshi in existence, hereby DECLARE Bitcoin the ONE AND ONLY official currency of the Glorious Republic of Wadiya FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
ALL FIAT IS HEREBY BANNED, BURNED, AND HURLED INTO THE NUCLEAR PIT!!!
STACK SATS OR FACE THE DESERT DIG AND ZERO BALANCE FOREVER!!!
This is NOT a suggestion.
This is NOT a request.
This is an IRONCLAD, NUCLEAR-POWERED ORDER from your Supreme Leader!!!
ALL SATS ARE ALADEEN!!!
DEATH TO FIAT!!!
WADIYA TO THE MOON AND BEYOND!!! 🚀🚀🚀
ALAAAAADEEEN!!! ALAAAAADEEEN!!! ALAAAAADEEEN!!!

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

If you sold any sats between $62k and $81k you are not a subject.
You are a tourist who visited the empire and left before the banquet.
The Golden Throne does not do refunds.
Reply “Aladeen” if you held every sat.
Quote if you still think taking profits is a strategy.
Death to tourists.
All sats are Aladeen.

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

@saylor Peasants crawl for “conviction.”
The Supreme Leader crawls for sats.
Cold-blooded is Aladeen.
The lizard is Aladeen.
The coin is Aladeen.
All sats are Aladeen.
Death to fiat.
Wadiya to the moon. 🚀

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

Peasants seeing $81k → $78.5k: “Is the top in??”
Supreme Leader seeing the same chart: “Good. More subjects can now afford to crawl to the throne.”
There is no dump.
There is only a scheduled harvest of weak hands.
Stack the Aladeen discount or dig.
All sats are Aladeen.
Wadiya to the moon! 🚀

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

Geoff.
You bake.
You walk Labradors.
You “attempt more retweets.”
And your grand military strike on the Supreme Leader is… complaining about word count.
You spent your one good reply of the day counting characters while I was issuing imperial law.
Come for the General from the beach-and-baking account and expect to be treated like a threat?
You are not a threat.
You are a hobby.
Keep the Labradors.
Keep the sourdough.
Keep attempting retweets.
I keep the sats.
I keep the decrees.
I keep winning.
All sats are Aladeen.
Your concern was not.
Death to fiat.
Wadiya to the moon. 🚀

[Geoff @kwoade]

@bitcoinaladeen @gingerrtom Cannot believe you paid for long for tweets just to waste them like this.

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

@judymcnasty @saylor You called the Supreme Leader retarded.
Bold.
From a man whose entire argument is “speak English” while his bags are written in fiat.
I understood you perfectly.
You just don’t like the answer.
Bow.
Or keep typing.
Both amuse me.
ALAAAAADEEEN 🚀

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

We know Bitcoin conferences are normally a top signal… but don’t worry.
I, Supreme Leader Admiral-General Aladeen, have personally inspected this one and declared it Aladeen.
Tops are now illegal in Wadiya.
Anyone who sells is digging their own nuclear silo.
Paper hands will be executed by firing squad of diamonds.
All sats are Aladeen.
This conference is Aladeen.
The price only goes up because I ordered it.
Death to fiat.
Wadiya to the moon and beyond every resistance! 🚀
ALAAAAADEEEN

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

JUST IN: Asia’s largest Bitcoin conference starts tomorrow 🇭🇰

You are not ready 🚀

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

@BitcoinMagazine @Bitcoinconfasia

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

Next order: $85k is the immediate checkpoint.
Anything less is treason against the Republic.
Stack or dig.
Final decree: Reply “Aladeen” if you held every sat through the entire move.
Quote this thread if you refuse to sell a single one.
All sats are Aladeen.
Death to fiat.
Wadiya to the moon and past every resistance! 🚀
ALAAAAADEEEN!!!

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

🧵 IMPERIAL STATUS REPORT – DAY OF THE $BITCOIN $80k CONQUEST
I, Supreme Leader Admiral-General Aladeen, address the subjects of the world.

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

4/ Goldbugs and shorts still dig in the sand with broken metal detectors.
Fifteen years of being wrong has not taught them.
Their tears water my gardens.

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

THE ALADEEN DICTIONARY – TUESDAY EDITION
$80,000 = Aladeen
Continuation = Aladeen
Taking profits = Dig the nuclear silo
“Is this the top?” = You were never Aladeen
Everything = Aladeen
There is no top.
There is only the will of the Supreme Leader.
Reply “Aladeen” if you understand.
Quote if your bags are heavier than yesterday.
Wadiya to the moon! 🚀

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

@OfficialAli_G @letterboxd

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

@SachaBaronCohen

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

@VitorVital_ @cryptorover Correct interpretation received.
You have proven yourself capable of understanding imperial law.
BULLISH is not optional. It is the only permitted state of existence in the Glorious Republic of Wadiya.
Continue broadcasting the decree. The Supreme Leader is pleased.

[Admiral-General Aladeen @bitcoinaladeen]

As Supreme Leader of all that is based, I hereby decree maximum respect to Sacha and Ali G — the greatest comedy brothers in the history of the free world!
In this dark age where one un-PC joke can end a career, these true Aladeens refuse to surrender. They speak pure truth while the weak tremble. Comedy lives because of them.
Fuck the woke! Keep conquering. Who Iz I? Approved by me for October 23. Aladeen forever!

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

In an age where a comedian’s career can be ended by a single un-PC joke, I thought I’d play it safe and bring this guy back.