Bitcoin AL Bundy

Abolitionist

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

We made so much fun of hantavirus that they deleted the whole storyline.

The disease just pack up and left due to bad ratings.

[Magills @magills_]

I measure all of my discretionary spending in terms of how many people get AIDS. For example, yesterday I bought 3 people getting AIDS worth of fireworks at Menards.

[Dylan LeClair @DylanLeClair]

TLDR

[Brian Lui @brianluidog]

Ok, I'm exercising good judgement and not posting this

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Saylor announces Strategy may sell their Bitcoin. Price goes up. Have it make sense bros.

[Bitcoin AL Bundy @BitcoinAlBundy]

@NickKristof @christopherrufo This is just the 21st Century's version of The White Man's Burden.

[Alan ₿ @alanbwt]

Saylor simp mental gymnastics.

Just buy Bitcoin.

[grubles @notgrubles]

I will laugh if Saylor announcing he will sell is the catalyst to an 8 year bull run to $5m per bitcoin.

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

My buddy accidentally launched my (then) girlfriend's vape at her face and I, without looking, caught it inches before impact. She looked at me like a hero the whole night, It was the most desired I had ever felt. She did later cheat on me, but I think that bought me some time.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

This is like something ancient, where an early society’s shamanic leader would blame the other society far across the ocean for casting an evil spell that brought about dangerous weather

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

Every night before my son goes to bed, I have “the talk” with him, where I remind him that all police officers are specifically trying to slaughter him over his skin color. I sure hope this doesn’t lead to any weird behavioral issues

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“So Mike, your strategy is just buying bitcoin"

“Yes, Dave”

“And now you're selling bitcoin”

“That’s correct, Dave”

[Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @christopherrufo]

The moral calculus here is insane. According to Kristof, the USA is responsible for every poor nation in the entire world. If an ambulance runs out of fuel in rural Liberia, that is our fault. The liberal has a pathological tension between the feelings of omnipotence and guilt.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Type of hotep shit I been on lately

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

“I’m sorry the town factory closed due to insane EPA regulations.

Don’t worry though, we’ll make the line go back up by importing tens of thousands of poor third worlders and having health care and real estate conglomerates move in to capture their federal welfare payments.”

[Tony @0xRacist]

Let him cook