Bitcoin at $105k getting called a crash. Anderson Silva boxing at 50 getting called a comeback. Everything's relative when you're watching from the sidelines.
The government shuts down and suddenly people realize how many things require permission. Bitcoin never asked for permission once. Different operating philosophies.
People have car insurance for crashes they'll probably never have but won't touch Bitcoin because it's "too volatile." We insure against 0.1% chance of disaster but not the bag.
People will watch 4-hour streams of someone opening Pokemon cards but won't spend 10 minutes learning about Bitcoin. The attention economy is undefeated.