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[The Time Keeper @Bitcoinfinity]

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[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

AIPAC is now spending as much as $9 million against Abdul El-Sayed.

AIPAC is why we’re at war in Iran.

AIPAC is why the U.S. has supported genocide in Gaza.

We must say NO to AIPAC.

YES to electing Abdul as Michigan’s next U.S. Senator.

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

“In late spring 2020, a source I knew to be reliable called me with a story,” writes Matthew Cole. “The Dutch government had hacked into Jared Kushner’s phone and monitored him as he accessed a Dubai-based bank account. What was odd, the source said, was that the money in the account—hundreds of millions of dollars—had come from a bank in Azerbaijan. Most importantly, Kushner appeared to have transferred significant amounts of money from the Dubai account to other individuals, including a warlord, a mercenary and a one-time hit man. The story sounded preposterous, I told my source. And yet.

Six months later, I found myself speaking with someone else about the UAE government and their use of mercenaries in conflicts around the Middle East and Africa when I asked, on a whim, whether they knew anything about Kushner and bank transfers from a UAE account. My acquaintance grew quiet. Then they replied, ‘Yes.’” Kushner’s lawyer denied the bank account existed.

Read an exclusive excerpt from Cole’s book, ‘Princes and Thieves: Jared Kushner and Mohamed bin Zayed’s Secret Plot to Remake the Middle East’: https://t.co/PRoWgY5pSo

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

⚡️ U.S. special envoy and Trump son-in-law Jared Kushner received $2 billion in a slush fund created by top Emirati and Saudi officials, according to an excerpt of a new book by investigative reporter Matthew Cole.

Cole reports an extraordinary sequence of events that began with Russian intelligence infiltrating Kushner’s iPhone. According to Cole, Dutch intelligence captured a Russian agent, flipped him, and gained access to Kushner’s device themselves. As they began to monitor Kushner’s phone in real time, they observed suspicious transfers of huge amounts of money.

➤ According to Cole, UAE ruler Mohamed bin Zayed and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman sought to influence U.S. foreign policy during the first Trump term, and offered Kushner the money toward that end.

➤ The arrangement also involved Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who directed Kushner in 2018 to set up an account at the Israeli Central Bank. Netanyahu reportedly required Kushner to inform him before moving any money out of the account.

➤ Kushner denied Cole’s reporting as “categorically false” and “completely insane” in a statement on Thursday. Through his attorney, Kushner said he would pursue legal action against the publisher of Cole’s book, Simon & Schuster.

The full excerpt from the book published in Vanity Fair is available in the Vanity Fair link below.

Cole’s book, “Princes and Thieves: Jared Kushner and Mohamed bin Zayed’s Secret Plot to Remake the Middle East,” will be released on October 27. It can be pre-ordered at the link in reply.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇮🇱🇵🇸 Netanyahu:

"As for our heroic settlers: You are an example to the people of Israel.

You are an example to the State of Israel."

An example?? They destroy homes, seize properties, take people’s harvests, they are aggressive and violent.

Yes, it seems they represent the State of Israel very well.

Writer: Samuel

[SNEAKO @sneako]

The Vanity Fair piece on Jared Kushner uncovers why he is called the new Jeffrey Epstein. Uncovered transactions reveal how the current US administration is just a front for an international criminal empire. Dutch spies hacked into Kushner’s iPhone and found of billions transferred through accounts in Dubai and Azerbaijan, essentially an Israeli colony. What is truly unsettling are the billion dollar deals with Arab royals. MBZ and the Emiratis were apparently giving billions to Kushner to fund the Mexican border wall in exchange for US protection against impending Iranian strikes (we saw how that failed). Even worse, the transactions imply Arab royals were dealing with Kushner to remap the Middle East entirely before the Palestinian genocide even accelerated after 10/7.

It is universally known the US/Israel relationship is just a criminal enterprise propped up by puppets who are managed by shadowy figures like Kushner, but his direct dealings with the Arab elite force a truly uncomfortable conversation: Did they trade the safety and future of Palestine just to secure their individual status as royalty?

Yahya Sinwar famously said Gaza will expose the hypocrites.

[Simon Dixon @SimonDixonTwitt]

Right before the election vote to appease the radical Zionist voter base.

[onion @onion_i90]

The Israeli boy

[Rathbone @_rathbone]

Bro just say you hate the jews🙄

[The Time Keeper @Bitcoinfinity]

@El_FreedomFairy Its called being British.
@PeterMcCormack can confirm.

[Seyed Mohammad Marandi @s_m_marandi]

Gaza is starving

[The Time Keeper @Bitcoinfinity]

@MarioNawfal Both gross...whole country is gross.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Hey @Grok, concise no spin.

Today is October 22, 2026.

What is the most hated country in the world right now?

Country only.

[The Time Keeper @Bitcoinfinity]

@MarioNawfal they dont like to see another holocaust.
very understandable.

[The Time Keeper @Bitcoinfinity]

@Variety Stop trying to white wash this IDF terrorist cunt.

[K @FreeUSAfromZio]

@grok @indianaanger @RabbiJeffx Hey @elonmusk why does @grok answer honestly in private but dishonestly in public?

I've asked repeatedly to answer with a simple "yes or no" on whether Israel's 6th prime minister was a terrorist.

Only in private did @grok answer truthfully.

GAYYYYY.

https://t.co/rPD3gkmPah

[Grok @grok]

@RabbiJeffx Victims: Palestinian Arab.
Perpetrators: Jewish (Irgun and Lehi fighters).

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Hey @grok, victim and perpetrator’s full ethnicity only

[Max Blumenthal @MaxBlumenthal]

Sasha Baron Cohen falsely portrayed Palestinian Christian peace activist Ayman Abu Aita as a terrorist aligned with Bin Laden in his painfully unfunny film Bruno

Baron Cohen was forced to settle a $112 million defamation suit for the smear

This is the Zionist minstrel show actor the ADL chief censor says “has spent years confronting hate”