Opening paragraph from Jemele: “The United States hockey team was too white, too male and too pro-America, TOO PRO TRUMP for my taste. Was that our national hockey team or a gathering of white supremacists harassing a man at night in Chicago for just trying to get a Subway sandwich? And they played on ice, y’all.
ICE.
When the winning overtime goal happened I fell to my knees and wailed. Tears poured down my face. For Renee Good for Alex Pretti. For the fact that the US men’s hockey team DIDN’T EVEN LET COLIN KAEPERNICK TRY OUT EVEN THOUGH HE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST PLAYER WITHOUT A DOUBT.
Now don’t get me wrong, the Canadian team isn’t perfect. They don’t have any trans players, but they do have two gay eskimos.
And if you ask me to choose between white supremacists and gay eskimos I’m taking the gay eskimos faster than Nancy Pelosi hits buy on an insider trading tip.
(Before this column continues, I would like to apologize for not acknowledging it was written on stolen lands at the outset.)
I’m so sick of white men.
Leaving aside democracy, the rule of law, the Internet, antibiotics, and the wheel, what have white men ever accomplished anyway? They’re all overrated garbage. Plus, if Harriet Tubman had been allowed to play hockey, she would have been the greatest hockey player of all time.
Fact.
But instead she had to run the Underground Railroad.
Because of white male racists.
Like the US men’s hockey team.
So, sure, go ahead and celebrate, racists, but don’t expect me to join in.
I’ll be on Blue Sky, where we still have the freedom to keep people from saying things that hurt our feelings.
Jemele — fist to the sky — Hill, out
Watching Magoo lose credibility with every political tweet is truly a sight to behold. Something he probably built over years is taking mere hours to destroy. Unfortunate.
@HodlMagoo Watching Magoo lose credibility with every political tweet is truly a sight to behold. Something he probably built over years is taking a mere hours to destroy. Unfortunate.
Sen. Hawley: “Can men get pregnant?”
Dr. Nisha Verma: “I'm not really sure what the goal of the question is.”
Sen. Hawley: “The goal is just to establish a biological reality...Can men get pregnant?”
@dotkrueger Buzzkill chris at it again. Only talks about angel investing in every single btc space. Surprised he hasn’t mentioned he lives in Chicago yet