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[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@BinanceWallet $CRUDE on base 😎

[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

Did you know some Airdrop users have earned up to $2 in rewards? 👀

:p

[Binance @binance]

Did you know some Alpha users have earned up to $24,787 in rewards? 👀

All by discovering and trading trending tokens. Keep track of the full historical breakdown on the Binance Alpha Page.

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[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@poiturex69 @BabyOfCrypt @giraffies_nft F*ck, I miss that time 😫😫😭

[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@poiturex69 @BabyOfCrypt @giraffies_nft “NFTs are never coming back”

1000000% agreed.

2021 was wild. burned $100+ on gas wars, win or rekt. Checking Etherscan every 2h hunting hot contracts to mint 😅

[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@giraffies_nft @ethereum @loculus_xyz I found alpha here 👀

[Giraffies @giraffies_nft]

Welcome to the Giraffies Club

3333 Giraffies are coming soon on @ethereum . Powered by @loculus_xyz .

Whitelist registration is now live.

See Beyond The Horizon🦒

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[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@Doge420Dogeman 0xc9879d3cfc7d71a90d39230e058d287c438c81c9

[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@based_elnen @DecentralBros_ @suryomister @GraffitiName

[Based Elnen @based_elnen]

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[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@marukuuy 😹😹

[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@TCryptochicks 0xd06fa3ef92eae4b7536028f18185755a37e3ffff

[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@Ravenn_claws gini amat yakk trenches .. bisa bikin dApps tapi dex ga di update.

[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@solana Lmfaaooooo 🤣🤣🤣

[HEADBOY 🦇🔊 @NDIDI_GRAM]

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[Altius @AltiusLabs]

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[direktur.crypto @direkturcrypto]

Airdrop Farmer Translator 📖

> ​Community First = VCs dump first, you get the dust
> ​Snapshot Not Taken = Snapshot was taken 6 months ago, keep working for free
> ​Mainnet Beta = The code is broken, please deposit your life savings
> ​Sybil Resistant = We are banning real users because their IP address changed once
> ​Governance Token = Worthless coin that lets you vote on things we will ignore
> ​Incentivized Testnet = You are an unpaid intern
​TGE Soon = Q4 2026 (maybe)
> ​Organic Growth = We have $0 marketing budget
> ​Points System = Black Mirror social credit score for degens
> ​Claim Live = Gas fees are currently $150
> ​Anti Bot Measures = You need to scan your iris and give us your DNA
> ​Fair Launch = The team snipped 80% of the supply in block 0
> ​Bridge to L2 = Pay $30 in ETH gas to move $5
​Active Discord Member = You typed GM and WAGMI 5,000 times like a robot
> ​Linear Vesting = You will receive $0.40 every month for 3 years
> ​Strategic Partnership = Two dying projects retweeting each other
> ​Utility = You can stake the token to earn more of the worthless token
> ​Roadmap Update = We are delaying the launch again
> ​KYC Required = The IRS would like to know your location
> ​Phase 1 Complete = We ran out of money
> ​Ecosystem Rewards = We are paying influencers, not you
> ​Strict Eligibility Criteria = Only the founder friends qualified
> ​Network Congestion = Our blockchain can only handle 3 transactions per second
> ​Galxe Quest = Follow 50 Twitter accounts you will mute immediately
> ​Leaderboard = A list of people with more money than you
> ​Mystery Box = Contains a common NFT worth $0.0001
> ​Early Adopter = Exit liquidity
> ​Referral Program = Pyramid scheme with extra steps
> ​Gas Refund = We will pay you back in a token that will drop 99%
> ​Multi Chain Future = Now you can get rekt on 5 different blockchains
> ​DAO Vote = The whale with 1 million tokens decides everything
> ​Claim Window: 24 Hours = We hope you are asleep so we can keep the tokens
> ​Surprise Airdrop = Sent to 10 wallets, 9 belong to the dev

Bookmark this 🔖 for the next time a founder tries to gaslight you.

[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@direkturcrypto Gmove ?

[Nemesis @Nemesisdottrade]

Today, we unveil Nemesis Tickets, a 2,100 limited edition NFT collection✦

Each ticket is your key to the $NEMESIS whitelist (0.05 ETH allocation). Programmatically generated. Greek-Roman aesthetics. Zero duplicates.

Let's dive into the traits and rarity tiers🧵

[Bit Crypto 😹 @Bitcrypto_]

@jessepollak Mode on 🟦

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@DramaIsMyAura To the hell