ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏ ᴠᴇʀᴄᴇᴛᴛɪ 🍀

ᴛʜᴀ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ ʙᴀʙʏʏ. 🌊

[ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏ ᴠᴇʀᴄᴇᴛᴛɪ 🍀 @bitemy_Muffin]

I hate having to do shit outta spite to prove a point .. but I absolutely will . 😭

[ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏ ᴠᴇʀᴄᴇᴛᴛɪ 🍀 @bitemy_Muffin]

Baby you are a crackhead 😂😂😂

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q4. My babymomma LaShawn tells everyone, including the court, I��m a crackhead. That’s not true; I’ve been clean for 17 days and I’m proud of that. My problem is I want full custody of the children so I don’t get hit with this child support. And this time around I’m being smart about my occasional drug use. Last time, I was on the street getting high. I’ve decided to save my money. If I’m not paying child support, I can have a small apartment and do my drugs in the privacy of my own home. That way, I’ll be safer while using and I can also watch the kids. How do I make LaShawn and the family court see my vision? #SBCCHAT

[ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏ ᴠᴇʀᴄᴇᴛᴛɪ 🍀 @bitemy_Muffin]

Where did your dirty ass learn this information from ? 😂😂😂

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q2. My wife of 3 years refuses to have sex with me because she says my smell upsets her stomach. I shower biweekly, like most men do. I don’t believe in showering in the summer because my sweat cleanses my skin naturally. I don’t need soap/chemicals damaging my skin and interfering with my sex drive. Also, my smell attract women all the time. I think she’s making excuses because she’s sleeping with other men. Do you think she’s cheating on me? Or is partial hygiene a dealbreaker for women?Advice. #SBCCHAT

[ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏ ᴠᴇʀᴄᴇᴛᴛɪ 🍀 @bitemy_Muffin]

Lawddd this who they got teaching the kids 🐤

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q1. I’m one of two teachers dating the principal. He’s separated so obviously he’ll choose one of us to settle down with. My big issue is that the other teacher is his pubic girlfriend and he hasn’t been public with me. She’s also a friend of mine (I befriended her at work) so I can’t date him publicly either. I’m the best woman for him and he seems to be moving too slowly to admit that. We’ve had sex everywhere but he’s taking her on trips, etc. I got him high and tattooed my name on his hand. He was pissed and withdrew from me. How do I persuade him to give me another chance? #SBCCHAT

[Amir. @iconicproblem_]

They lied… your 30’s are lit. I’m fine af, money flowing & God is good.

[big coco ✨🔴⚪️ @iyalode__afc]

How I want to be, every 5:30am

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Do y’all ever have the urge to just

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

If y'all ever had a person crazy over you in real life it's not fun 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
FR FR FR FR ITS NOT.

[Aseel Swaid @aseelswaid9]

belly blues’ (1998)

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

Real bitches kno there's no reward for being real. You just do it because it's in you.

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

One thing about me ima work them eight hours & still complain!

[ٰ @notsofinefgs]

me seeing boobs for the 150th time

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I can’t stand “a good steak doesn’t need steak sauce” mf. Hand me the A1 and stfu

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

A ngga ain’t never hated it over here.😂 He probably hated the RULES & REGULATIONS. You not gone play with me. You not gone talk to me crazy. I’m not sharing you. I’m not shrinking myself to make you feel bigger. If you can’t handle a strong woman, go be with a weak one. RESPECTFULLY.🫶🏽

[i like food @messedupfoods]

This is why we can’t eat at everyone’s house.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

One of SHREK 2’s funniest jokes is that the guards use a giant pepper grinder on Shrek’s eyes.

It’s a fairy tale version of pepper spray, and the visual gag is still hilarious every time.

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

IG wants me to use threads so bad

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

Listening to these Pretty Ricky lyrics as an adult what the fuck was going on?