Dzzzaniiiii

Ayyyyyeeeeee

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

There’s a Coke Zero that I’m almost certain is mine but it’s possible that it’s not but like nobody touched in a couple of weeks. So I drank that mf and I don’t regret it 😂

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

Ended up not being able to make the lovers and friends fest in Vegas. It was too late to get my ticket sold so I was losing a gooood bit of money. Well it was cancelled and I’m getting a full refund 😭

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

Cody just said I don’t know how to do anything when he’s home. Like I’m literally just a girl, Cody 😂

[R$L @planet2raw]

tweet like we live in bikini bottom

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

@knichae_ 350. Paid 517 w taxes and fees. Can ship.

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

Anyone wanna buy a ticket to the lovers and friends fest?

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

Could’ve been someone in the ER but I wanna blame my coworker that I had to keep reminding “please cover your face when you sneeze” 🙃

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

Trying to pinpoint who got me sick

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

@GabbyLeigh19 I wanna go! lol

[Suzy Jones @SuzyJonesMusic]

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

@GabbyLeigh19 I do gotta touch them 🥲

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

One thing I wish I knew before X-ray school was how many stinky feet you come in contact with 🫠😂

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

I said it first, Taylor

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

The trash really be taking itself out

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

Both my dads died. Give me a Netflix special

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

my coworker asked me how i got to be so funny..

my dad died.

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

Just remembered that time that guy stole my wallet and tried to cashapp himself using my card and my bank texted me to confirm the charge w the cashapp name so I immediately knew who took my shit 🫠💀

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

I’m so fucking happy. That’s the update.

[Dzzzaniiiii @bitethe_unicorn]

@_kno1 I’m deaddddd

[Voldemort @ib_2cute]

Halle Bailey announced her baby, meanwhile

[Ms. O'Bannon @_kno1]

It blows my mind that we were apart of this @bitethe_unicorn @1stjahilander

[Ms. O'Bannon @_kno1]

OMG 3 of them have been with Joe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣