Austin Bitker

bittylations 69:69

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

Remember:

Mamdani wants you to keep your thermostat at 78
City Hall is at 54

Taylor Swift wants open borders
She has a wall around her wedding

Bernie Sanders wants to eat the Rich
He owns 3 houses

Ben Stiller wants you to help the homeless
He walked right by a homeless guy

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

No games. FAFO.

[Austin Bitker @bitker04]

@DaveKluge @BengalYouTube been on this

[Austin Bitker @bitker04]

@BricksCenter Now that’s what I call talent!!

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Eminem’s sounding like vintage Shady. 😭 #TheDeathOfSlimShady

[Austin Bitker @bitker04]

God damn slim I miss you #TheDeathOfSlimShady

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

THE DEATH OF SLIM SHADY (COUP DE GRÂCE) - out now!! ☠️ https://t.co/iK6DH2vzkl #TheDeathOfSlimShady

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

THE DEATH OF SLIM SHADY (COUP DE GRÂCE) - out now!! ☠️ https://t.co/iK6DH2vzkl #TheDeathOfSlimShady

[NBAStatGuy @NBAStatGuy_]

“Yes, [Michael] does have 2 more rings...but LeBron has 4 more Finals appearances, which means although he has 2 less titles, his time spent in relevancy is significantly more than yours. That would make LeBron the GOAT.”

- Stephen A. if he had integrity

[brown 🧣⁶𓅓 @BrownRapFan]

Eminem back to pissing people off it really is 2002 again

[Brady Martz @martz_brady]

Wolves back

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.

[Austin Bitker @bitker04]

Since when did scheduling ahead an Uber get SO expensive? It’s $12 in the moment but $43 for 2 hours later??

[Austin Bitker @bitker04]

@jamisonkerr12 @PandaExpress Why do we have beef with Panda Express?

[Austin Bitker @bitker04]

@EASPORTS_MUT @Giants @Giants

[Madden Ultimate Team @EASPORTS_MUT]

#GrantaClaus Day 11 of 12 🎁

RT & Comment @Giants for a chance to win:
‣ Lawrence Taylor
‣ Dri Archer
‣ LOLB Harold Carmichael
‣ Andrew Luck
‣ TE Vita Vea
‣ Kyle Hamilton
‣ Fred Warner
‣ TJ Watt
‣ FS Keenan Allen
‣ Tyreek Hill
‣ CB Calvin Johnson

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

30 More days of house arrest.

I have not been free for a single day this year.

Sometimes in life... you just have to bite the bullet.

50k retweets and we will take the legal risk of broadcasting.

🚨🚨 EMERGENCY MEETING - COUNTER ATTACK 🚨🚨

https://t.co/BkFKrGX89T

[Austin Bitker @bitker04]

@dillonbrooks24 imagine talking all that shit just to go out in 6

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

With Tucker Carlson leaving Fox News I can't help but remember one of his more controversial and iconic segments....