bitmistress

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Kansas just renamed itself Iran to unlock $300 billion in federal funding

This is a genius

[ur evil stars oomf @wyjoenthusiast]

i really don’t go here but imagine your first career shutout is the game you win a stanley cup. what an insane memory for him!!!

[Lindy Ruffs Burner @Sabrestalkv2]

As much as I’m supposed to hate the Canes they are so likable. So happy for about everyone on that team getting a cup. Jarvis, Slavin, Hall, Blake, Bussi, Rod, just all such cool dudes. Shit

[bitmistress @bitmistress]

I had a lovely shower WITH MY CAT in the immaculate bathroom of Buc-ee’s but apparently missed the meth beaver nuggets. Failing at life.

[Romi Bean @Romi_Bean]

This Frenchman describing Buc-ee’s is the only thing you need today

(IG: Erosbrousson)

[Erik Townsend 🛢️ @ErikSTownsend]

Again, the official MoU has not been announced, but Iran HAS released what they believe THEY are agreeing to:

TL;DR version: Iran is not agreeing to anything that wasn't already agreed in JCPOA, but if USA will give them $12bn cash up front, they are willing to attend a 60-day series of meetings where they may continue NOT to agree to anything that wasn't already agreed in the JCPOA.

Meanwhile, the Strait will re-open under IRANIAN CONTROL, including "service fees", which are tolls rebranded with a word other than "toll" as a courtesly to allow USA to sell "toll-free" to the American people as if something had been accomplished here.

NO CONCESSION OF ANY KIND has been made on the core issue of Iran's 441kg of near-weapons grade Uranium, which they have NOT agreed to give up or down-blend. They've only agreed to entertain a conversation about USA's desire to see it downblended. For $12bn up front, just to have that conversation.

The art of the deal...

cc: @Rory_Johnston @CommodMkt

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

If climate change isn’t real, then how do you explain the emergence of four of the last seven Stanley Cup winners?

[rosie¹ 🏆 @lnc4nes]

LMFAOOO

[The Sabre Report @TheSabreReport]

Probably not ideal for Vegas that Jack Eichel had the same amount of goals as Jordan Greenway in these playoffs

[Buffalo Origin Story @BuffOriginStory]

Imagine winning the Stanley Cup and you’ve never had to shovel your driveway

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Svech’s mom said before game 6 “today a thousand people in the arena will see an athlete but i see the little boy” and she was right he’s just a little boy making snow angels in the confetti after winning the stanley cup. i am so happy for him

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

Wow I can’t believe they did the meme

[Robert (infra 🏛️⌛️) @infraa_]

$1,920 per American worker

You tired of winning yet?

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

2006 - Rod Brind'Amour wins a Stanley Cup for the Hurricanes as a player

2026 - Rod Brind'Amour wins a Stanley Cup for the Hurricanes as the coach

The only two Stanley Cup wins in the Canes' history.

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[Kuppy @hkuppy]

So we’re giving Iran 2 aircraft carriers, 500 nukes, the states of Maine and Oregon, along with a personally signed “Art of the Deal” commemorative book for Khameni’s son, and all we’re getting is cheaper oil for China..??🤷‍♂️

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Carter Hart made NHL history by allowing 4+ goals in each of the first four games of a Stanley Cup Final 😬

He's now the first goalie ever to do it in five straight...

[bitmistress @bitmistress]

@starheal Do you think he “called off tonight’s strikes” just to make markets go up right before the Space X IPO to help line Elon’s pockets?

[bitmistress @bitmistress]

@starheal I rescued an abandoned cat that looks just like him from a bad home earlier this week - I’d like to think he wound up with you

[Matt Cerminaro @mattcerminaro]

There have been 24,708 trading days since 1928.

On only 48 of them has the RSI fallen more than 36 points in six trading days.

Today is one of those 48 days.

[Areej @Rapunzel_hnn]

Society has a thousand rules for women and a thousand excuses for men.