This is an informative profile about #Bitcoin and at the same time it is also a humorous.
No offense said by this account should be taken seriously.
Some comedians say that the expletive is a "crutch": it helps the comedian to make the audience laugh.
We use this crutch.
I WANT A STUDY THAT CALCULATED THE LIKELIHOOD OF #BITCOIN DYING AND THE LIKELIHOOD OF AN ALIEN INVASION EXTERMINING HUMANITY, JUST TO SEE WHICH SHIT IS EASIER TO HAPPEN
THE WORLD NEEDS #BITCOIN BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST CHANCE OF HUMANITY TO SEPARATE MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT, AND IF THIS SHIT FAILS I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA OF WHAT ELSE WE CAN TRY TO ACHIEVE TRUE FREEDOM
#SHITCOIN IS A CURRENCY WHO HAS ITS ISSUANCE AND/OR NETWORK OPERATION CONTROLLED BY A CENTRAL ENTITY OR OLIGOPOLY
THEREFORE, THE FUCKING #CURRENCY IS (IN ULTIMATE ANALYSIS) BACKED BY THE HONESTY OF THE CHUCKS WHO HAS CONTROL OVER THIS SHIT. #Bitcoin#cryptocurrecy
Overmaximalist: Individual who puts #Bitcoin above literally everything; including family, friends and even life itself. Such obsessive behavior tends to be harmful to the individual and to others around him.
I INVENTED THIS FUCK AND FUCK