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Husband, father, small business owner, constitution-loving, former NFL fan.

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@dokkanbattleTED @mtgreenee She was saying it for the middle class.

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@TrumpDailyPosts Take it back or we’re going to start World War 12!

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@MarioNawfal BREAKING: Man radicalized by media fires shots at media correspondents dinner.

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@elonmusk …and not one person will pay any of our fraudulently acquired money back or spend any significant time in jail. If they can’t, or won’t, fix the Omar Ilhan problem, this will continue against the will of the people.

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@CollinRugg They know all this but can’t give us accurate labor reports?

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@zerohedge Chocolate rations have been increased from 13 to 8.

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@TrumpDailyPosts Your drinking water is safe…and you can keep your doctor.

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@CollinRugg Did the Patriots get their participation trophy?

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@unusual_whales Isn’t Cartman on their ticket?

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@zerohedge Governor Waltz will protect him…or not.

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@zerohedge Why 18 to 54? You’re able bodied until 62 according the social security office.

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@zerohedge Pick the low hanging fruit.

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@HistoryBoutique The ball is in your court @realDonaldTrump.

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@EricLDaugh No action? I guess party doesn’t matter.

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@FoxBusiness @zerohedge They’re proudly applauding themselves for not doing their job to pass a new spending bill and kicking the can down the road. 👎

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@jasrifootball Another reason I don’t watch NFL anymore.

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

A State Department of Fish and Wildlife sends a letter to a home/landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs.

The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC.

Letter from Dept. Of Fish & Wildlife:

Dear Landowner:
WDFWR Staff will be conducting surveys for foothill yellow-legged frogs & other amphibians over the next few months. As part of this research we would like to survey the creek on your property. I am writing this letter to request your permission to access your property.

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RESPONSE FROM LANDOWNERS:

Dear Mr. Nemel:

Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.

We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the "Frog Survey License" ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a "Frog Habitat" parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle).

You will also need an "Invasive Species" stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add'l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for Non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.

If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your "Creek Habitat" stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident).

Survey units open between 8 am. And 3 PM. But you cannot commence survey until 9 am. And must cease all survey activity by 1 PM.

Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2" diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18 in handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6' from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles.

After 1 PM. You can use a net with a 3" diameter if you purchase the "Frog Net Endorsement" ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident).

Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.

As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our "Premium Survey" units and application is again only $8.00 per application.

However, all fees can be waived if you can verify "Native Indian Tribal rights and status".

You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of "Frog Surveys" and your "Comprehensive Course on Frog Identification, Safe Handling Practices, and Self-Defense Strategies for Frog Attacks."

This course is offered on-line through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.

Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.

“Let’s Go Brandon!”

Sincerely,
The American Citizens!

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@zerohedge These were the people in charge of our country.

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@EricLDaugh Instead of suing the Fed because the interest on the national debt is too high, how about suing congress to balance the budget.

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@VigilantFox No accountability…again.