Roberto E. Ahumada

I write stories for a small production company in Burbank and constantly feel overwhelmed by the demand to be relevant on three different social media networks.

[Roberto E. Ahumada @bitoahumada]

@1NationUnderXRP @LOAN_Protocol A rose gold yacht-master Rolex!

[Roberto E. Ahumada @bitoahumada]

@1NationUnderXRP @LOAN_Protocol

[נועם דרומי @noamdromi]

S/O to the homie @bitoahumada & the Whiskey Panda team on this news.

[Roberto E. Ahumada @bitoahumada]

Wow Thank you @DEADLINE ! Can not wait to share this film with everyone. We are exceptionally proud of our team of cast and crew on this film!

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: Alfred Molina has joined indie dramedy ‘When We Get There,’ marking the feature debut of writer-director Ryan Patrick Welsh. Mindy Sterling and William Katt are also set, with Chris Heeder, Jamie Lien and Alek Kristopher rounding out the cast https://t.co/qoZ0UVTZ8m

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE: Alfred Molina has joined indie dramedy ‘When We Get There,’ marking the feature debut of writer-director Ryan Patrick Welsh. Mindy Sterling and William Katt are also set, with Chris Heeder, Jamie Lien and Alek Kristopher rounding out the cast https://t.co/qoZ0UVTZ8m

[Roberto E. Ahumada @bitoahumada]

@gtconway3d ,call out your seat number

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲.

In his 13th season, Matthew Stafford is going to play in his first Super Bowl 👏

@RamsNFL | @espn

[Roberto E. Ahumada @bitoahumada]

This will be my fifth attempt at Twitter … I don’t like it much already.

[Emmett Lyons @lyons_emmett]

Me right now #Triller

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Donald—I appreciate the free publicity for Borat! I admit, I don’t find you funny either. But yet the whole world laughs at you.

I’m always looking for people to play racist buffoons, and you’ll need a job after Jan. 20. Let’s talk!

https://t.co/itWnhJ8TQF

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

As we've always suspected.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

For those who insist Trump is a religious man, I'll grant you he pays taxes like a church.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I wish I had a book out for people to burn.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Today @Mintmobile is launching unlimited for just $30 AND bringing back Rick Moranis. Suck it, 2020.

[Roberto E. Ahumada @bitoahumada]

Whenever @VancityReynolds irritates me I make sure to watch Green Lantern.. not to hate him but to make sure that movie never dies.

[ESPN @espn]

Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder have their own ways of getting in the zone 👑😂

Stream #WilderFury2 on ESPN+ ▶️ https://t.co/mqDaw5quAI

[Roberto E. Ahumada @bitoahumada]

Anyone else notice the weird amount of white people that use the ‘N’ word in meme form?