Bandito

Certified Money Maker

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

passing through the strait of hormuz if anyone needs anything

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

Where's a guy gotta sign up to be an industry plant? Is there like a Google doc to fill out or something?

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

Maybe cause you have fucking eyes?

[Jum @JesterJum]

Why did i understand everything in this video??

Words are meaningless.

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

Watch them release the alien files and we find out he was fucking baby aliens too

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs)..." - President Donald J. Trump

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

@ColdOnes Ok what timezone though?

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

When I throw my kid into those Los Angeles tar pits because he sucks

[mr online @Absolunar]

How it fucking feels

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

Thinking about the Hindenburg right now. What dumbass thought "yeah, let's do a big balloon" like real life is a cartoon or something? Grow up

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

@thugmajesty7 Man that fever is fucking you up crazy style

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

@thugmajesty7 So smoke breaks are fine, but god forbid a nurse get their blue-light break... So much for the tolerant left 🤨

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

You’re not angry enough

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

@thugmajesty7 Yeah man, it's me. I'm the one who's been jacking off since the beginning of time. Been edging for eons.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

[Reflect Studios @thewebpro]

Official game cover. Steam page this week. Hopefully.

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

@thugmajesty7 Is this what you used?

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

@GeebMinister And you're just gonna ignore the call to adventure?

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

@nothinbutlag @kovox More like Sonic the Edgehog

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

@thugmajesty7 Hey man, Twitch is just a small indie company with only a few billion, cut them some slack

[Bandito @bitofbandito]

@thugmajesty7 Congratulations big boy, here's to more riffs to come

[doplex @doplex]

figured it was time to update my editing reel

here's a fraction of the cool stuff i've worked on jammed into 47 seconds