Bit of Fun

Have an enjoyable day at this account.

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"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water."

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crazy how we all died in 2012

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Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.

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LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters.

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beyoncé with no make up.. i'm so jealous

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"Oh, I'm sorry... I forgot I only exist when you NEED something"

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miley cyrus grew up fast

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The worst kind of people are the ones that don't realize they're annoying.

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"Hi spider. Nice spider. Let me pet you, with my SHOE! Haha spider. Dead spider."

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I hate getting flashbacks from things I don't want to remember -__-

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My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.

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"People say i am lazy... I say nothing, i am to busy breathing and blinking."

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I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.

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Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense to idiots.

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Never apologize for what you feel. It’s like saying sorry for being real.

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Who decided that taking bathroom pictures was cool? Taking a pic where you sh*t isn't that attractive...

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Best time to sleep: 10% When you're tired. 90% After you wake up .

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Got a letter from the IRS. They say they can't survive on my income and I need to get another job.

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"If I wanted your opinion...Oh, never mind, we both know that's just ridiculous."

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When you were in elementary school, looking up the word 'sex' in the dictionary was like watching porn.