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am a forcably retired Valet from Vegas. Blew up my hotel the Stardust

[Baby News Network @BabyNetworkNews]

"I'm PERTURBED, Bibi" 🤣

[Baby News Network @BabyNetworkNews]

"Schumer Asked For The Recipe Twice" 🥧🤣

[Baby News Network @BabyNetworkNews]

That's PRESENCE 🤣🤣

[Baby News Network @BabyNetworkNews]

It lasted 11 seconds.. 😂

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

BAHAHA 🤣

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

The albino buffalo nicknamed “Donald Trump” was just spared from sacrifice in Bangladesh after government officials intervened at the last minute.

This is catastrophic for the left.

[Bobby Levy @realBobbyLevy]

Has Kathy Hochul ever drained a free throw with any Knicks players?

President @realDonaldTrump did, in a suit, alongside Jamal Crawford, Penny Hardaway, and Isiah Thomas.

(The Apprentice, Season 4, Episode 9 — 2005)

[DiaperDiplomacy @DiaperDiplomacy]

“We Owe Our Liberty… to the Generations Who Paid for It” — Trump Honors the Fallen at Arlington

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Lmao...I'm deceased. 💀

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She called DOORDASH... 😂

[JeffXmemes @JeffXmemes]

That moment you know that you’ve made it! 😂 (volume)

[Salty Cracker @SaltyCracker9]

I've never seen schools teach a bunch of muslim kids the Holy Communion.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) had a budget of $180 million.

This had a budget of $180 😂

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: SHOTS FIRED just outside the White House

Multiple reporters are saying they've heard 30 SHOTS

Press has been rushed into the press briefing room by Secret Service

White House now on lockdown.

Countersnipers on rooftop

Pray for President Trump 🙏🏻

🎥 @selinawangtv, @ChrisFlanaganTV

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: A gunman fired at the White House MULTIPLE times with a firearm, causing US Secret Service to RETURN FIRE, per Fox

The gunman has been TAKEN DOWN, after being SHOT, Fox reports

Yet ANOTHER gunman trying to get at President Trump.

ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

[Brandie with a 🐝 @BrandieWithABee]

Hello Greenland!

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

@realDonaldTrump 🫡 🇺🇸 Love when my president posts one of my bangers. 🔥😂

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Spectacular.

[Baby News Network @BabyNetworkNews]

OMG Cuban Baby Trump is HILARIOUS 😂

[JeffXmemes @JeffXmemes]

Marco watches the final episode of Colbert. 😂😂