Breanna Z

CLE Mom. Trash TV & trail enthusiast. Margarita connoisseur. True crime junkie. Bi, and a hot mess.

[¿ @umlarp]

june’s over? julying

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, smoke weed & do nothing

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[MoreForYouCleveland @MoreForYou_CLE]

Bein a Cleveland sports fan is the worst fucking punishment on earth

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

april showers (i cried all month) brings may flowers (i’m a new bitch)

[NASA @NASA]

@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

[miia @miiagarro]

diagnosed with awwtism cause i’m such a cutie

[nat 𖣂 @drugssextears]

the cat hair is part of the fit bae dw

[cesar @trashpopsong]

goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season

[. @emmasarchivee]

a family is nothing without their taylor swift obsessed eldest daughter

[eda ★ @edascofield]

a man is nothing without his taylor swift obsessed girlfriend

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Good morn-aw for fuck sake.

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i’m so old i used to tweet by texting twitter’s number

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why would I watch the State of the Union?
I already know the state of the union. It’s not fucking good.

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

happy first official monday stuck in an endless february to all those who celebrate

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

“omg stop being so dramatic”
me:

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

her name was kitty

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

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