big mayy

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Squatting with people will make you realize nothing beats having your own space and being in control of your own life, even if it is a cubicle.

[Urenna @BridgetUrenna]

These guys entered the restaurant making so much noise that everyone turned to stare at them in confusion.

They walked straight to get food.

Guess what happened?

They asked the waitress how much she earns. She answered politely, but they all burst into laughter, repeating, “Let’s spend her salary in one sitting.”

Still laughing, they went ahead and ordered their meals.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Be good to people. Also let them know you don't fancy nonsense.

[brys beddict of letheras. @grayGhxst]

: e good nau shebi na you dey add everything for pot that time dey call am "sapa stew", do am again.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Learn to say NO and also learn to accept NO

[SIR ADE @ade0tii]

Gtf out of my screen pls

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Opay, this loan were una Dey beg me to take, una go beg me pass like this to pay back o

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

You can draw a straight line from Almajiri to terrorism and banditry.

[Parmesan 💚 @thabrrr]

Maybe I'm strict but my tolerance for people who don't listen is very very low.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

"I am a traditional man" lenu omo 2003.

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

Good morning, I don’t know what is funny about begging terrorist for money. What kind of moral decadence is that??

[𝓡𝓲𝓻𝓲 𝔁𝓸.💋🪡 @friddah_]

I still can't believe that in the face of famine, the first lady of Nigeria asked us to plant ugwu.

[Itumelanin @Itumelanin]

“Start a business.” ~ Government official who has never run anything but their mouth their entire working career.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Oil producing country is selling a kg of gas for 2,400 and a liter of fuel for 1400.

A very badly run country. nonsense

[Success Sam @Samsuccess_4]

"Sharia laws will stop prostitution"

Let Sharia law stop banditry first, I will rather we keep having prostitute than keep experiencing terrorism

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“Friendship cancelled, she dey see 1m as big money”

Tbh, I’m starting to believe A LOT of y’all don’t work for money.

Wdym 1m is not big money?? Some of you are very silly o, very very silly.

[Joshua Samuel @opeyemi2j]

economy so bad you will be thinking you made financial mistake but all you did was buy bread.

[Luai Ahmed @JustLuai]

If you believe in Sharia, live in a country that applies Sharia. There's 57 of them.

Don’t move to a secular state and then demand Sharia.

[Kukogho Iruesiri Samson @BrainyPoet]

What's going on in Nigeria?

Terrorists demanded Sharia law while holding citizens captive and suddenly Muslims are all over my timeline explaining the benefits of Sharia?

Are you guys finally agreeing that terrorists are the military arm of your religion? I don't understand.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

fuel is no longer subsidized. even federal universities, which are supposed to be affordable, are now expensive. we're paying a fortune for gas. housing is out of reach for many people. security is non-existent.

so what exactly is the government doing for us?