Bitsy 🏳️‍🌈

bartender // she/her

[Bitsy 🏳️‍🌈 @bitsy_bob]

When I leave for work I put the Etta James station on for my dog on the off chance that she wants to lounge, light up a cigarette, and reminisce about her long lost love

[Bitsy 🏳️‍🌈 @bitsy_bob]

@kariinnb @kenxmarie @findingdorEEN_ @breannagarry @camilaa0x Karin yelled at him for me #ripbangers

[Ash Perez 🤙🏽 @itsashlyperez]

When I say I want a female president, people always ask if I hate men.

No, but maybe you’re asking the question because you hate women.

[halsey @halsey]

all those rumor articles about me? they’re all true. i’m dating all of them. every single one. i collect them and drink their blood and that’s how i got a #1 song. i’m becoming too powerful.

[Bitsy 🏳️‍🌈 @bitsy_bob]

@mooshymichelle I have one if you are you still looking!

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

The next woman announcing her presidential bid better do it with her car keys sticking out of her balled up fist

[JaSmInE ♡ @Jasssmminnneee]

i apologize if i was ever a toxic person in your life. im maturing more everyday, correcting my wrongs and slowly but surely becoming a better version of me.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

do women even find men attractive anymore

[💖 tu sirenita 💖 @stardazingxo]

mercury is no longer retrograde so you can relax now, your problems are your own fault again

[Bitsy 🏳️‍🌈 @bitsy_bob]

Funny that my folks are fighting about what to put on tv when I’m about to walk in there and make them both watch Parks & Rec for the hundredth time

[iLLFaith @iLLFaithMusic]

drunk calling exes is cancelled. We out here drunk calling our homies & letting them know we love them now instead

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

The reason girls are so nice to each other in the bathroom is because it’s a space completely secluded from the poison of men & the world would be just like one drunk women’s restroom if we eradicated males. Thank you no questions at this time

[Mac @kenxmarie]

Taking the extra 10 minutes for the 123 from now on because I’m in a subway car filled with only women

[? @artfulhussey]

do u ever think abt what queerness would look like if a whole generation of us weren’t wiped out? do u ever think abt the families that could exist right now? the stories that are gone?

[Bitsy 🏳️‍🌈 @bitsy_bob]

@allieballo That’s incredible

[Bitsy 🏳️‍🌈 @bitsy_bob]

Can’t wait to live on a farm and keep bees

[Alexander @AlexThomasLogan]

Get her an adult sketch amanda show on netflix, get her as a drag race guest judge, get her on SNL, get her an emmy, get her back in a musical movie, give her what she wants please

[schmox @IvoryGazelle]

[inventing the toaster]

engineer: Ok it burns the bread if you put it at 4

chief engineer: perfect. Make it go up to 8

[Bitsy 🏳️‍🌈 @bitsy_bob]

@kenxmarie Honestly there’s nothing like working in a restaurant

[Vincent Van Gone @VVanGone]

there is this odd comfort in finding out someone feels just like us, especially when the feeling is awful