samantha. (parody account)

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

samantha alessandra grace brotherton.
scott mccall's cousin.
werewolf. cheerleader. lacrosse player.
bitten during junior year.
loyal to scott & derek. nerd turned bad influence.

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[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

what? we don't talk about that.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝕾𝙾𝚄𝚁 ᅠ ᅠ - ᅠ 𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵 @halewrath]

⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀sigh.
⠀⠀⠀⠀

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

|▪︎ holy snap! keep giving @littlesthale some love and find me there to continue setting her up today!

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

|▪︎ i gotta dip for awhile as my meds are making me feel a big sleepy, so i maybe back on tonight or sometime tomorrow. remember to follow @littlesthale!

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

|▪︎ so, yaaaaaa i did it anyway. no self control whatsoever. give the youngest hale sibling some love while i work on her a bit.

[𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒂 𝑯𝒂𝒍𝒆. - ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @littlesthale]

𝘾𝙊𝙍𝘼 𝙈𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙇𝙀

𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗿𝗮.
𝗯𝗲𝘁𝗮.

𝗮𝘂 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗳 ����𝗼𝗿𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗲, 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗯𝘆 #𝗻𝘆𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮.

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[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

@ARGENTIVM you good, ali?

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

|▪︎ i've been debating this for a looooooong time now, but should i bring back cora hale?

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

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[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

i'm very innocent.

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

you're lucky i love you.

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

talking about void stiles is like talking about bruno.

we fucking don't.

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

i'm innocent.

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

i cannot deal with you sometimes.

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

has everybody gone crazy?

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

yawns loudly.

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

oh, god.

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

oh, well.

everything okay?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝕬𝗺𝗯𝙚𝙧 ᵉʸes͟ @aIphatude]

curly fries..? i sorta ate already. in the woods. it’s been a long day.

[samantha. (parody account) @bittenbrainiac]

what're your plans for today?