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buy a man eat fish he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime | hi, i’m jack | he/they/it | marine biologist | pisces | 1312 | 🇨🇭🇨🇳 | fuck terfs + zionists

[scary ant 🕊️ @iietkynes]

ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to strain plankton and krill though my baleen

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood

[kz 🩷🩵 @kani_monga]

me these days

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@rendogged a fellow mo enjoyer in the wild… 🤝

[the chitinous scavenger @SKULLHORNETS]

THINGS TO SAY TO A TAXONOMIST:

- "immediately make it a new family"
- "name it elegans"
- "sell me this holotype"
- "i brought my own maximum likelihood tree"
- "what are your intentions with my phylogenies?"

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@Cretaceous27738 my first thought was beetlejuice

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@BarbraWyre the liquid organza is everything

[Shy_AnaBanana @Shy_AnaBanana]

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[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

when i mention "claude" you can assume i'm talking about the albino alligator

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

the hottest person you know has a sensitive tummy

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@NebsGoodTakes i had to read the book this is based on for high school and it was just not a good time

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

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@longstorycali down to the mannerisms on stage! roxxxy is a class act through and through

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@Gatrsmol whenever i see his shorts it kinda feels like he says a lot of pseudo-intellectual stuff to sound like he’s more of an authority on character design than he is

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@Just_AJ1990 @VCreateArt so do nidoking and rhydon but you don’t see people clamoring for them to be water type

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@lianmilanesa everyone’s saying marcille dunmeshi but is this not adaine and katja from fantasy high?

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@CJSeaArt @EmuLarge fr the indo-pacific seems like such a prime dive spot until you realize these fuckers exist

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@islandderss genuine question, who would you rather have?

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@dad_dot_jpeg i loved the book when i was 12 if that’s any indication