Jess

I will authorize your benefits. I will cast your pods. I will pet every dog.

[Jess @bitter_tea]

Baxter, yelling: IF YOU TOUCH A PENGUIN IT WILL PECK YOUR EYES AND YOU’LL DIE TO DEATH, BRO

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@Season14Podcast @the_rainbow_jen I refuse to like this tweet because I was forced to watch this episode twice.

[Jess @bitter_tea]

If your response to unexpectedly hearing Schumann isn’t a gut-wrenching and immediate flashback to Milo and Otis, are you even a Millennial?

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@ShillanAlycia @Season14Podcast C: I don’t think I’m too cool for anything, LOL

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@ShillanAlycia @Season14Podcast A: I don’t hate Dean, he’s actually my favorite. I think they wrote him poorly in S7, though, as he did stuff I fully believe is out of character. B: S7 was largely bad and had lots of things that made me real mad (see: Bobby) so yeah that probably comes across strongly.

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@MoviesAtTheMatt Well buddy have I got a phone full of pictures for YOU. You’ll love all the up-nose selfies the kids took of themselves.

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Stay tuned for me crying on the podcast.

[Jess @bitter_tea]

Season 7 Episode 10: “Jess Quits the Band”

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@MoviesAtTheMatt LOL what are family photos? That’s too much work.

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@Season14Podcast Thanks I hate it.

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@PorcupineGirl8 These pants are basically everything.

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@juulzj @MoviesAtTheMatt @Season14Podcast That’s a damn fine question. Perhaps it’s just the dream of pie, since Dean never actually gets any? 😂

[Jess @bitter_tea]

Breaking my “fear of SPN finale spoilers” Twitter hiatus to share the AMAZING gift @MoviesAtTheMatt got me for Christmas! Yes, it’s exactly what Dean would smell like 😂 #SPN #Supernatural #DeanWinchester #S14TfaP @Season14Podcast

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@dammitally 🤤🤤🤤🤤 I may need this...for science...

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@dammitally @MoviesAtTheMatt @Season14Podcast 😂😂😂 it’s heavy on the cologne, I’m hoping the smell when lit is more subtle. I need the pie & bourbon notes.

[Jess @bitter_tea]

Ladies and gentlemen, the musical stylings of Baxter:

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@MoviesAtTheMatt 😭😭😭 I just saw this! Thank you!

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@girlnamedblue I will let you fill a Honda Odyssey with my kids any day.

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@MoviesAtTheMatt Who doesn’t like Hook?????

[Jess @bitter_tea]

@Season14Podcast I’m just excited it’s a True gif. You have no idea how much of my life that show takes up.