Bitter Baker

I swear I will take you out with this rolling pin.

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

Fake news is like jumbo shrimp. It's either news, or it's ridiculous fucking blather. I swear if I hear the term "fake news" one more time, Imma lose my Shit.

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@juliemichelle76 Let it go, sweetie. Your boy won. And wow he's doing a bang up job. What a shit show. Not enough popcorn in the world.

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

Here I was thinking we'd evolved. But it was our president that was evolved. And now we have 45. And just look at us now. Trickle down hate.

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@realDonaldTrump You're delusional. #fucker

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump Angling for the mooch's recently vacated position? WTF is wrong with you? #fucker

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

Hey, @Scaramucci? Got whiplash? #fucker #justdesserts #byefelicia

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

#Republicans: bunch of fucking pussies allowing themselves to be bullied. You make me fucking sick. Shit: pre-existing condition. Fuck me.

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@mclaughe @RoguePOTUSStaff That just gives 14 year old girls a bad name.

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@RoguePOTUSStaff Jesus Fucking Christ, Donny. I see nobody taught you how to Adult. #fucker @realDonaldTrump

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

There is no cream in Carbonara. #Fuckers.

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

If your pastry cream is flowing onto the plate when you cut open an eclair, it's not sexy. You have fucked up your pastry cream. #fuckers

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@BraddJaffy Two words for @seanspicer Fuck and Tard.

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@bonappetit Don't forget the fucking salt. Chocolate loves salt. Tired of seeing so many recipe videos w/o seasoning.

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

This. Exactly this. https://t.co/jkU9zPLNTf

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@KellyannePolls And 68% think @realDonaldTrump should make compromises and work with Congress. Cherry picking your facts.

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

With @realDonaldTrump at the helm, every day is fucking Festivus. Airing grievances all the time. No time to actually govern. #fucker

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@Marnely_Murray I should try that. Might do my heart good. Heh. @BobsRedMill

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@Marnely_Murray Black and bitter, like my shriveled heart. You?

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

It would be a shame if #RESISTANCE crashed this rally. Don't do that. And definitely don't retweet this. https://t.co/hnlMAkPnJY

[Bitter Baker @bitterbaker]

@BraddJaffy Awesome. #holyfuckingshit #undoerrrythingtheblackguydid