Bitter Batter Betty

Winging it at life like a penguin. 🐧 18+

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

@absintheclair10
Something interesting must have happened in my absence?

[Dementia Von Grimm @Dementia_Grimm]

If "God" is so interested in what you do with your genitals, he's kind of like the ultimate onlyfans subscriber.

He owes us all major coin!

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

All flu sick and I think I just shit my tongue out.

So how are things with you?

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

I don't mind that my dog is a hunter.
I do mind when he nags me to play tug of war with its carcass.

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

What else are we supposed to ask for? Mercy?
Mercy sakes....

[Satan @s8n]

Can everyone please stop asking to see my ‘big red demon cock’

Thankyou.

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

@SissySinster Oh I remember those. You could put the skelleton together.

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

@absintheclair10 Maybe I should try the mask. I could start calling myself Bozo Bizzaro.

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

@absintheclair10 When I talk anything to anyone at any given time at any place outside my comfort zone.

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

Redbull seems kid friendly if you question your choice.

[John Cena @SohnCena]

I know my toddler shouldn’t drink coffee but what the fuck else should he drink with his morning cigarette?

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

Pass it this way, I can find out real quick.

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

I'm from the rotary club. ☎

[Irritable Bowel @IrritableBowel2]

They make fun of my snot rag but they all wanna use it when they accidentally cut their fingers off with my mitre saw

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

I enjoy that hurts my brain to read evil you have going on there.

[Secondhand Socks @HoleyHeels]

@emptysthemepark @bitterbettybat @SissySinster @cab0113 @jamieleecurtis Interesting thread, folks. But since I'm all oit of popcorn, I'll just point out the obvious:
No one has to assume neither that you're as loud as you are ignorant, as well as a member of the green skinned creatures that feed on bridge crossing goats and the souls of children 😂

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

@emptysthemepark @SissySinster @cab0113 @jamieleecurtis I meant to put this here:
https://t.co/tHF5oypz7B

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

@SissySinster @emptysthemepark @cab0113 @jamieleecurtis She's native American... Get a grip, alright?

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

@IrritableBowel2 He realized after he took it he was flying solo tonight.

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

@SissySinster @emptysthemepark @cab0113 @jamieleecurtis I meant that @emptysthemepark

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

@SissySinster @emptysthemepark @cab0113 @jamieleecurtis She's native American... Get a grip, alright?

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

@absintheclair10 This is what I usually get.

[Bitter Batter Betty @bitterbettybat]

He's got 3 rules, and he's following all of them.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i’ve seen enough jason statham movies to know the only guy worth being afraid of in this video is the one sitting at the table minding his own business during the fight lol