Allison

Bookish. Anxious. Snarkish. She/Her. If you're throwing a tantrum over pronouns in bio, consider growing the fuck up or fucking the fuck off.

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@ThisisFabrice @Cooperstreaming @vampireskwrl @ApplauseSv @Death2Misogyny Jesus Christ

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@AnnaSova17 @ChrisGNardi It is, but not the funny kind

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@KaaronWarren For small birds to eat or for small birds to be eaten in? (You know I'm going to read your story)

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@HappyGeek75 Olives? Oh noooooooo

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@AngryPlumpy Similar thing happened when buying the house for my parents. His agents were so done with him. We ended up buying another house and using them as our agents.

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@HappyGeek75 HELLS YES

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@HippieBioDude @IncarcerNation Wow. Way to tell everyone exactly who you are.

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@smwgilbert I wouldn't. I love doing cards and I find it stressful and exhausting - some people just don't have it in them. I don't think you can send them expecting to get the same number back.

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@AngryPlumpy Sympathy. And empathy from Matt, who rolled down the passenger side window of the van to see better because of the sun on the way to work, and then had to keep driving like that because it wouldn't go back up.

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@Leighbra Lololololololololol

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@Leighbra "Tidy Mary, Tidy Mary, Tidy Mary...."

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@ufoclub1977 @FreddieFlute @scottEmovienerd Lol I tried to rent that version and the video store clerk removed it from my hands and replaced it with the right one

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@Wessel_Koster @scottEmovienerd Watched The Empty Man while my husband was away. Big, big mistake. Huge.

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@dandelionink @scottEmovienerd Yes!

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@redbubble I submitted a request for an exchange a few days ago and haven't heard back yet. Can you advise?

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@Somerset5646 @GMGAnderson @Melissa_Lem Nice that you’ve chosen this time to stand up for racism and misogyny today. Go you.

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@AngryPlumpy We had a friend who had a baby much later than us, so Eve got to see her former daycare lady at Rose's birthday party - so fun. She absolutely adored her.

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@SamanthaKolber Love it!

[Allison @bitterindigo]

@TheFalanBlake @gothspiderbitch Imagine thinking this is a good and intelligent thing to say. It's weird.