cynical kinsey

if you're not cynical what even are you? wait who am i

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

instead of being sad about classes starting tomorrow, be glad that you'll soon have a plethora of new things to be bitter about 💯🙏🏻😩

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

@kinseymads really?

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

I'm against fracking

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

Karen stole it

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

where is my guacamole

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

someone once told me that I ate my chipotle weird. so I killed them.

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

I eat my chipotle one spoonful of guac at a time and if you don't like that feel free to unfollow me

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

@kinseymads your presence at the table made the coffee excruciatingly bitter, actually

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

hey girl are you a glass of iced coffee? because you're cold and bitter af

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

@JonZuckerman this is Kinsey unfiltered so it's #extrabitter

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

*someone says something positive*
"speak for yourself, bitch"
#bitterkinsey

[cynical kinsey @bitterkinsey]

"ah yes, psychological dread... I need more of that in my life"