Lakshmi

Hahahaha

[Rana Ayyub @RanaAyyub]

I cried

[s @_Lazy_being]

Inquilab Zindabad 🇮🇳

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

This day, this protest will be remembered.

Proud of this generation. Feels like a personal win🔥

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

Organisations track their employees political views on social media and fire them if it’s against the government?

Demo-crazy ? The fuck?

[Sonam Wangchuk @Wangchuk66]

I’m Not in good shape but not so bad either...
Rather than asking me to break my fast please join me on 20th July... Peaceful March to the Parliament.

#cockroachjanataparty #jantarmantar #cjpprotest #chalosansad

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

PTSD is real.
Suddenly when someone’s ready to do things for you, adjust schedules for you, move plans for you, YOU just keep feeling if it’s too much and try to cancel things.

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

@yaarumille 💔

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me fighting the urge to be sarcastic when someone asks me about something so obvious

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

Hot take: I liked Monica’s and Rachel’s apartment better after Chandler and Joey moved in.

#random #hottake #friendsshow #friends #show #netflix

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

I don’t know how clients come up with these unrealistic expectations of briefing and agency presentation to happen at the same time.

And then there are top level management heroes who says yes to it.

Kill me.

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

@bbmpcommr @BangaloreMirror @bbmp_official @DKShivakumar

Just checking, @BBMPofficial is Murugeshpalya no longer under BBMP jurisdiction, or is this garbage dump being ignored by choice?

#Bengaluru #wastemanagement #SwacchBharat

[yun. @vynnari]

i’m never deleting this app

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

Would have been crazy if otherwise.

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

Just because you flash people, doesn’t mean light aayega
- MS

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

You are the sum of people you hangout with.
- Somebody said
I have nobody to add anymore, since everyone’s gotten married.

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

Never!
I do only coke and rum outside the bathroom, umm maybe inside as well. Depends, where I am at.
With family or without?

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

Am I a wish or a choice?
She’s definitely landing on choice without saying I am the villain.

Script approved, because we don’t encourage wishful thinking, then that’s called being ‘delulu’ not choice

#Client #Approval #HerChoice

[Gregg Carlstrom @glcarlstrom]

Trump is basically calling up every journalist in his phone to workshop different timelines and goals for his war. In the past two days:

@washingtonpost: the aim is "freedom for the people" of Iran

@axios: maybe we can "end it in two or three days" with a deal

@nytimes: might be "four to five weeks", I have "three very good choices" who might take control in Iran

@abc: actually, nevermind, we killed those choices

He doesn't sound convinced by any of it. He's throwing spaghetti at the wall. Ultimately I suspect he just wants to say he "solved" a problem that has vexed every American president since Jimmy Carter.

But there's no clear idea what that looks like and no plan for how to get there. And there are plenty of possible scenarios in which Trump declares victory and leaves the region with an absolute mess

[Lakshmi @bitterlaksh]

Me and my jokes deserve a platform.

#chatmeme