Ian

A small fact - you get a lot of snowflakes, it creates a storm.

And winter is coming.

[Ian @bittermolasses]

David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans (Official Music Video) [4K Upgrade] https://t.co/nBfZHlmGVk via @YouTube Trust Bowie to be spot on even after his death. #USA #Americans #idiots #idiocracy #usofcompletefools #WorldNews

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@SkyNews Ffs people. You’re so naive. How have you all got through life so far? He did some coke. Like most rich people. He’s not a druggy. He went on a bender, had an argument, got over dramatic and threw himself of the balcony. Tale as old as time. A bit of coke does not a druggy make..

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@IngrahamAngle Twitter has become a playground for the poorly educated, racist and mind bendingly easily brainwashed. Not sure where you nut jobs are getting your info, but he is loosing “biggly” in every poll.

There will be psych studies done on you lot in years to come you mental twats.

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@JDunlap1974 You muppet. Grow a brain.

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@simonateba @LattinaBrown Gosh. What a shock. In future, maybe she should stop being such a self-hating, Stockholm syndrome exhibiting, treacherous and, frankly, stupidly dangerous individual. See this as a lesson learnt and hope that, if she has any black friends left, they forgive her her trespasses.

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@roisinmurphy Watching your amazing North Sea jazz set. Loving it. Random question, do you have aphantasia?

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@Starbucks I think a fiver is v. exp for coffee, so I def want what I pay
for. The barista called “skinny latte”. I ordered a vanilla latte. I was told it’s my drink and it was a vanilla latte. I made my train and took a sip. It was a skinny latte and my name isn’t Jan.

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@ethancaptor @etheralfem Yes, to show people what misandry looks like.

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@wu_wenyuan Is CRT taught in high school? No it is not. In that case, who raised the issue and wanted it banned? You lot did. You are either stupid and a liar, or just a liar. Either way, you’re racist. Where is your Phd from? Or are you lying about that too. Pathetic. Bigot.

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@Jim_Jordan That letter is hilarious. Do you I understand how your laws even work? Do you have no shame? Your Trump cult is an embarrassment to your nation. If I was the NYDA I believe my only response would be LOL. Do any of your family talk to you still?
#ARRESTTRUMP

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@britishmuseum with @lukeyook
#britishmuseum
#holidays

[Ian @bittermolasses]

Last night having a wander round the The Theatre District, in jolly old London town, with the old hubby of mine @lukeyook
#London
#holiday
#tuesdayvibe

[Ian @bittermolasses]

Helped me work through some truly terrible things and given me a new career path which I am so grateful for. I hope you don’t mind? The book is called “A handbook for the recently traumatised”. It’s a darkly humorous book,referencing pop culture (hence the beetlejuice ref)..tbc

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@reginalddhunter Morning,Now, I’m no brown noser, but I felt I should give you fair warning. You know you posted that painting ages ago which I copied? The one below. Well, you posting that painting on that particular day, at that particular time…tbc

[Ian @bittermolasses]

So, I hope you don’t mind, but I’ve acknowledged you in the preface. I mean, if you do it’s a little late as it’s with the publishers now. But I just wanted to let you know that, thanks to you, I discovered something I lost… tbc

[Ian @bittermolasses]

To help people recently diagnosed with trauma related medical conditions with humour rather than dry, unintelligible medical terms which makes a person feel their life is over. Anyway, I hope you don’t mind… Thank you.

[Ian @bittermolasses]

@EEI called at the end of august/beginning Sept. to canx the extra data I wanted one time, but was being charged monthly. I told the agent to cancel this and she said she had. I’ve just received a bill £34.33 x 2. I will not be paying this. Pls sort it and get back to me asap.

[Ian @bittermolasses]

DAMN! Taken to school, picked up afterwards and then had a damn good spanking. Well done that journalist.
#farage
#scumgame
#mondaythoughts