Kay

*Not interested in your stinky bullshit* *Sydni Paige is my adolescent*

[Kay @bittyitty666]

*Boogie Boys comes on* Damn, now THATS a fuckin' beat!

[Kay @bittyitty666]

I like to think they're forcing me to be grocery pricing coordinator, because I'm good at my job. It makes me feel better about being grocery pricing coordinator.....halp.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

sorry to everyone who finds this dog adorable but it should not exist

[POUYA @Pouyalilpou]

I don’t need nobody help
but I feel like I’m dying
begging for someone
to pick me up and keep me thriving
if I said I love myself
I know I would be lying

[Kay @bittyitty666]

@RereMorgan I miss you

[Kay @bittyitty666]

You know you're bored af when you ask your little sister to come hang out.

[wetto @SuicideChrist]

Bury my bitch right beside me if she leave here with me

[Kay @bittyitty666]

Call me mamaw, when you stick it in.

[Kay @bittyitty666]

Phillip: "I havent farted in years. I dont remember how"

[Kay @bittyitty666]

When "ladies night" by Kool and the gang comes on my spotify in the middle of doing major work. 💃

[Kay @bittyitty666]

"The 2nd horse I ever road bucked me off, so I said fuck a horse, who could trust something that big?"

[Kay @bittyitty666]

When you get mad, you stomp your foot, even when you got mandals on, man.

[Kay @bittyitty666]

When you're sad, rub your vagina, not your eyes.

[zander @zandirts]

me: hey let me change the song what’s your phone password?

my friend: my birthday

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A 2014 study found that men were only able to listen to their partners for 6 minutes before tuning them out.

[Kay @bittyitty666]

@Pouyalilpou Yep

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Protect Yourself At All Times!

[Kay @bittyitty666]

… Music To Watch Boys To by Lana Del Rey
https://t.co/KU7R57Jz20

[Kay @bittyitty666]

My lyft driver smelled like crotch.