BittySniggles

In my spare time I enjoy creating complex spreadsheets to analyze inane statistics meaningful only to me.

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@RecluseOrNot

Imperial, CA (Southeastern California farmland)

Seek identified it as a Desert Recluse, but I’m a bit doubtful. It’s about 4” diameter, including legs. Second one I’ve seen in my bathroom.

(Sorry I couldn’t get better images.)

#Recluseornot

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@chompers Any word on new episodes coming? Or more reruns even? Chompers is a big part of our evening routine.

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@ThomasBreakfast I don’t have anyone named Bob in my household. Is there some other way I can make the best use of my raisin bread? Would someone else with a 3-letter name suffice, or does it actually need to be Bob?

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@tripmodeCH How do I allow Messages access to data? I don't see Messages in app list.

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I've long wished Apple had built scheduling into MacMail, but ChungwaSoft's SendLater does the job flawlessly. http://t.co/n3NeWVW0A7

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Dear iPhone, my chair is not a diving board, and my coffee cup is not a swimming pool. Please make a note of it.
#beprepared #photobucket

[—- 𝔫 𝔦 𝔠 𝔬 𝔩 𝔢 @saucyfbaby]

i have never been this happy to see a fictional character die .

the fact that he suffered makes it even sweeter .

#gameofthrones

#GoT

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Tough loss. #EsuranceSave30

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Dark souls 2 - we're in!

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Heard someone say baby carrots r carrot matter bleached dyed & pressed?!
No, baby carrots r NOT the #HotDogsOfTheVegWorld
#agriculture #food

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CA Ethanol & Power Project approved by Board of Supes - great news for imperial county! http://t.co/DlwsIaTNuB via @ivpnews

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Just saw someone pass an ambulance (lights & sirens running). That about sums up drivers around here.

[Real California Milk @RealCalifMilk]

#IceCream Fact: Rocky Road ice cream was named in Oakland after the 1929 stock market crash to make people smile during rocky times.

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Facebook is like your wedding with no seat assignments: your drunk uncle, church-going grandma, college roommate & new boss at one table.

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Gotta love those desert summers.

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Significant late-season rain headed to NorCal.
#cawater http://t.co/XD5ocZWuWM

[Andy Ihnatko @Ihnatko]

"Can't innovate any more, my ass." Phil said, as a cylindrical tube shaped-Mac Pro is revealed on the screen.

[Julian Sanchez @normative]

That Fourth Amendment sure seems suspicious. What did the Founders have to hide that they were so concerned about government spying?

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Bad Day? 8 Ways to Feel Better About Yourself http://t.co/J1F6Tps3Y6 via @Inc

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Eye rolling is not a design skill, and other good advice for creative types. http://t.co/HeA1GRBpGl