Chris Butcher

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I love it when people say they are going to vote Reform because its "time for a change" or "to let someone else have a go".
Which is like saying "I tried putting this fire out with water and it hasn't worked yet, so I'm going to try petrol instead".

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

If Donald Jessica gets a sequel, so do I.

Happy 250th, America. 🇺🇸🙄🧠

#VeryStableGenius #PartTwo #parody

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview

Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying.

Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California. They’re cheating.

Welker: Do you have evidence?

Trump: All I have to do is look.

Welker: That’s not evidence. The local officials acknowledge they are slow

Trump: They’re crooked. Just like you’re crooked. You’re either crooked or stupid.

[sefa @msefaoruc]

Did you know that 2,653 companies were incorporated in the UK yesterday? Of those, 723 were based in London. 🏗️🇬🇧

Yesterday, using Codex, @Cloudflare, and the @CompaniesHouse public API, I built UK Company Radar to track newly incorporated UK companies in real time.

I added:

• New company formations
• SIC activity trends
• Emerging sectors
• Searchable company database

Link and open-source GitHub repo below. 📖

[Martín del Palacio @martindelp]

Aquí el anuncio entero de Nike para el Mundial. Es una absoluta locura. Seguramente el mejor comercial de futbol de todos los tiempos. Vale cada segundo.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Same Joke, Three Ways: ‘Dumocrats’ Edition—Featuring Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart, and Seth Meyers

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lieu: Instead of holding North Korea style cabinet meetings where everyone kisses Trump’s ass, I’m going to ask you to come clean—there is something wrong with Trump. There’s a reason he keeps going to the hospital and they keep giving him cognitive tests. We have not seen him in eight days.

Rubio: I assure this is not a president who sleeps or who is cognitively impaired in any way.

Lieu: I just showed you three videos of him sleeping.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

🔥 here is the full clip of Ted Lieu forcing Rubio to lie repeatedly about Trump falling asleep right next time him during televised cabinet meetings

[James Hogg @JamesAHogg2]

It's 31 years ago to the day that this was broadcast - for my money one of the most joyous bits of TV ever committed to celluloid.

It is, of course, Mr Sting's appearence on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer.

Chitter chatter chit

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Paddy Power are the king of adverts and I won’t be told any different

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

It’s like a meth family moved in….

[Abbi Pulling @AbbiPulling]

🚨BREAKING : first woman BLOODY DID IT!🥇

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Dear Diary,
Note to self: think carefully in future before making up bullshit stories about Russia hacking my phone. Labour have reported the 'hacking' to police and the National Cyber Security Centre, which means I have to choose between coming clean or lying to them both. As ever, my instinct is obviously to lie, but they'll see through that as soon as they look at my phone. I have a strange feeling my phone may be about to be stolen..."

[Fun Viral Vids 😊 @Fun_Viral_Vids]

Men at work
vs.
Men at home

You can laugh! 😂😂

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure. 😂

Jimmy infiltrated the cabinet suck-up session and praises Trump's magnificent man teets.

[Olena Rohoza @OlenaRohoza]

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”

Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.

This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:

“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.

A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.

A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.

A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.

A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.

You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.

In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.

Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.

Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.

Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.

Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.

Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.

And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.

And you call Greenland badly governed?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.

‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’

When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?

Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.

Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.

Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.

And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.

You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.

So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.

The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.

And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

We analysed thousands of Donald Trump’s social media posts in 2026 - here’s what we found. Produced by Katerina Karelli. Graphics by Sally Nicholls and Mesut Ersoz. https://t.co/Ib1Pvk7grk

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[Trevor McArdle @McardleTrevor]

Inflation “unexpectedly” fell by 0.5% to 2.8%

Growth was an “unexpected” 0.7% - the highest in the G7

Net immigration “unexpectedly” fell by 82%

NHS “unexpectedly” met it’s interim 18 week target

Our media have so deceived the public that all positive news is now “unexpected”