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[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@Sikefcu You sound fake as hell, pussy

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@chowder94 eating her pussy like the sandwich I made her earlier today #menbelonginthekitchen

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@hilikolr4ev *Writing on notepad.* Fascinating... Patient clearly has no motion...

What is your pfp from?

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@JackieJrAprile @imbrownonline Unironically, keeping myself from doing this sort of thing to my loved ones I feel is one of my greatest feats of self control.

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

You're salting your steak before you've even tasted it? Clearly you're mind is not curious and adaptive enough for our company. I suppose I can move on to the next candidate...

[Soulfood @Soulfoodiiee]

🍽 How To Cook A Steak In A Cast Iron Pan.
🎥 Andy Hearnden

📍Link In The Comments

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@ThatG1504ex I was like, huh, darn, how come he's got such sizable chesticles? I suppose it would have been reasonable to assume that she simply had boobs.

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@KokoStillHere I find these posts to be uncreative and not particularly funny, but I still press the like button because they turn me on.

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@chillcuteboy I think this is an LLM-ism, isn't it? Not even suggesting that they used AI to write such a short tweet, but perhaps was influenced by AI writing styles.

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@turbomander Mander? I've barely boarded her!

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

Depends on where you're from. In North America and Europe, almost certainly Elsa. But Mathnawi is very popular in the Middle East, to my understanding, and I don't know that Elsa has a global reach.

[ali ꕤ @minjilaced]

Someone just said Elsa had more impact than RUMI

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@turbomander Call me Macarena the way I be giving my body joy... sigh...

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@rowanfornow Good to know that I can win the lottery in, presumably, less than half a year if I set my mind to it. Why don’t more people do this?

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

Do you think shredded people frot with their abs

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

Not having wifi for a while was cool. Clearly I live in the lap of luxury, and should be weaned off of my many creature comforts, but also I worked out without music or anything and contemplated suicide, so.

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a Stray Cat Slut

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@heiscomeheisme Ooh, good one, John! Say, Halloween's only a couple months away, maybe I'll save this so me and my buds can get some thrills out of it!

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@turbomander Context: I have ten fingers

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@turbomander Joke's on you, I've still got seven fingers to beat your ass with.

[Bixie @bixiebichir]

@gfmuseum Can you fault someone for being easily impressed?