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[marty b @bizerz]

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[marty b @bizerz]

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[marty b @bizerz]

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[marty b @bizerz]

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[marty b @bizerz]

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[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A mammalian species has been officially declared extinct due to man-made climate change for the first time.

We've lost the Bramble Cay melomys, a small Australian rodent that government officials say was entirely preventable.

[marty b @bizerz]

This was at 4am in keynsham, its still getting heavier! #snowday @BBCBristol

[marty b @bizerz]

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[John Parris @ParrisCues]

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To win a Parris Cues Accessory Pack, what make of cue was @judd147 and @ronnieo147 using in the final Retweet for @parriscues or Like for any other make. Random draw for winner 8pm tomorrow night. #SnookerMasters

[marty b @bizerz]

@judd147t Well done Judd!! That's the best tournament I've ever seen you play! Keep up that full on practice and I have no doubt you will be one of the greatest players ever! Congrats bud!! #futureworldchampdefinatly! #locallad

[marty b @bizerz]

Just been to the pharmacy and the two women that work there were really struggling to get a Viagra display stand up, took them 20mins! You can't write that shit!! Ha ha ha! #getitintheslot

[marty b @bizerz]

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[marty b @bizerz]

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[marty b @bizerz]

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[marty b @bizerz]

@markwil147 Ha! The like made my night! Hang on...if my bloody pizza turned up I would be happier!! #getinmybelly!

[marty b @bizerz]

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[marty b @bizerz]

Disgusting! Why the hell would you do this? Such a beautiful animal taken down by another idiot with a gun! How they consider this a "sport" is beyond me! This needs to go around the world so everyone can see these murderous cowards faces!
How people keep getting away with it?😡

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

I wish these elephants had been faster runners. Disguisting, despicable, heartless w@nkers.

Elephants have been recorded in the wild mourning their dead as we would.

Seeing the poor creature struggling on the floor at the end of the clip is heartbreaking.

[marty b @bizerz]

Thats incredible!!! Snow at this time of year....?!!! 😁 cosmic warming has a lot to answer for!!
Seriously though, thats a bloody cool video!!