elizabeth ¨̮

it’s all relative 😔

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

Stranger things cc: [intense synth music intensifies]

[internet baby @kirkpate]

asking anna wintour to show ID is so funny. this blue-haired woman deserves the world.

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

@bootyfroofroo @dadoodlydude Reusable is only as good as the person using them, you have to use them like 100 times for it to be better than plastic, which can be recycled pretty easily

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

At work talking ab unauthorized WAPs 💯

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

when you put the music on to clean your room but you forget to clean your room

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

I’m too childish for these apps 😂 if I tweeted what I wanted y’all would cry 😂

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

U Pussy. U really wore that trump hat too. You did a-lot of corny shit in ur career and got a pass. Bitch ass nigga apologize to Taylor swift @kanyewest

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

santa giving bad children coal is cancelled, he must now give them a renewable energy source instead

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

Mashed potato haters unfollow now

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

The worst part about @SeaWorld is that orcas will do cool shit for free in the wild

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

Not convinced i know anything. Just a professional googler

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

y’all see royal bloodline i see receding hairline

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

@incognitohan @fistmegilinsky

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

Also KONY 2012 i ain’t forget

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

Old ppl drink caffeine free Diet Coke like they have something to lose. Girl get u a McDonald’s sprite only got 5 yrs to live anyways

[Leanne @leanneburgess16]

Local Twitter this ones for you

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

60% of Americans can’t name the 3 branches of govt...that’s all i gotta say

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

When the semester is over i give myself a pep talk about how next semester I’ll get all A’s and then the next semester be hard as shit

[elizabeth ¨̮ @biznitchez]

Y’all know ppl that “can’t even look at a spider” that is so lame to me