🍄Rowan Parsley🍄

(he/him) Just your friendly neighborhood autistic himbo 👌🏻

[🍄Rowan Parsley🍄 @bizzyparsley]

Inspirobot called me out so hi, im non binary 💖

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

The way I’m going to immediately began making and recording more music for stick season 2: even more sticky

[alli!@Witch Hat Mondays!🌱🐛 @allisuncos]

Personally I never look up the lyrics to Hozier songs. It feels like an invasion of privacy. If Andrew wanted me to know the words he would’ve enunciated

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

WE👏 ARE👏AWARE👏THE👏LOGO👏LOOKS👏LIKE👏A👏BEARDED👏DUDE👏IN👏AN👏ORANGE👏HAT👏

—YOU👏DO👏NOT👏NEED👏TO👏KEEP👏POINTING👏THAT👏OUT👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DAY👏

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear,
you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tuna. You have once again taken him to the vet instead of the park. Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, even more shame on you. 12/10

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

can you watch him while i go smoke

[🍄Rowan Parsley🍄 @bizzyparsley]

Petilil no 😰

[🍄Rowan Parsley🍄 @bizzyparsley]

@SwallowBricks The Happy Fits!

[🍄Rowan Parsley🍄 @bizzyparsley]

@suicune_jpg LENA! ITS SO BIG I LOVE IT!!!

[Gwendolynn Giger Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @CEOofGreen]

Me, when I was an egg and tried to explain why I wasn't...

[🍄Rowan Parsley🍄 @bizzyparsley]

@beedbon Sometimes you just gotta put it through the wash on a soak cycle, i feel ya 🤷

[🍄Rowan Parsley🍄 @bizzyparsley]

@mikeinchains @mdrenfest Do you still have these tickets available?

[Dnd Sesame Tweet @DndSesame]

ⓘ this account has been noted to spread misinformation about Dice knowing the concepts of luck and jail.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

we live in hell

[Epic DND Memes @epicdndmemes]

#dnd #ttrpg

[🍄Rowan Parsley🍄 @bizzyparsley]

My boy ate a bee on tuesday and i cant stop laughing at this picture

[Elora - Online 1 Room Schoolhouse @1Schoolhouse]

The Autistic experience of asking yourself “what is this emotion” only to discover it’s *dehydration*

[Epic DND Memes @epicdndmemes]

#dnd #ttrpg