El Duderino

[RudeOnion💀 @RudeOnion]

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[New York Post @nypost]

Spencer Pratt teases 'shocking details' set to emerge that will implicate Karen Bass and Gavin Newsom https://t.co/QP6vjmubeC

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Kevin O'Leary says Steve Jobs taught him the one skill every entrepreneur needs to master

"I learned this from Steve Jobs. I told this story countless times. He was not a nice guy, but in the 90s, I made all of his software for the Mac in schools, 110,000 buildings. He was an absolute a**hole, but he taught me some very important things, and he was wildly successful."

"He said that each day, including you, each day there will be three things you have to get done, just three, and that's called the signal."

"And there's going to be a plethora of things that are going to stop you from doing that and that's called the noise. So the only thing you have to get good at in your life to be an entrepreneur is to distinguish what's signal and what's noise."

"And then you do not let noise get in the way of getting the three things done. They get done first."

[Professor Nez @professornez]

🚨Spencer Pratt Says He Was SAVING The Receipts

He claims he has recordings and videos involving LA mayoral candidates that, according to him, should make people resign in shame. He says he was holding some of this material for the general election — but now that his campaign phase is over, he appears ready to expose what he says the public deserves to know.

[Jack @Jackkk]

Timothée Chalamet reveals Matthew McConaughey took a shit in his trailer on his final day filming Interstellar

“My last day on Interstellar I was very moved. I was sad to be leaving and I went in my trailer and I went in the bathroom and there was a huge turd in my toilet”

“I felt so disrespected. I know I'm not the star in this movie but like who's coming in my trailer?”

“So, I went around to all these big guys, I said, ‘Hey did one of you guys let it loose in my trailer?’ They said no”

“I went up to Christopher Nolan on set too and he kind of pointed to Matthew and I looked at Matthew”

“He had this devilish grin on his face like right now. I said, ‘Why'd you do that man?’ He said, ‘In Texas it's a coming of age baby’”

Matthew McConaughey: “A souvenir”

[Kambree @KamVTV]

James Talarico wants Texans to believe he fought Biden on border security. Reporters asked for proof. His campaign couldn’t provide it. Let’s talk about his actual record…

[Hecto Crypto | NetLink ⛓ @itzhyman]

A 66year old construction worker calls Dave after successfully building a $1.7 million nest egg over a 35year marriage. He said he worked as an electrician while his wife worked in the insurance business, noting that she actually saved even more than him by consistently maxing out her 401(k)

Dave praises him as a classic example of an everyday American millionaire but notes that after decades of strict saving, he now struggles with the psychological barrier of spending his wealth.

Dave challenges him to intentionally overspend on a vacation. When he admits a $4,000 cruise would make him uncomfortable, Dave gives him an "assignment" to plan an $8,000 cruise instead.

Dave reassures him that mathematically, spending $8,000 won't even scratch the interest on $1.7 million, emphasizing that learning to enjoy retirement requires practice just like saving did.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@HansMahncke During the lawsuit against them, we will find out exactly which cretin wrote this terrible lie

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Joe Rogan watches in disbelief as a video reveals America’s “nonprofit” hospitals actually rake in $45,000,000,000 in profit every year.

ROGAN: “Motherf*ckers.”

One CEO at NYU Langone paid himself $15,300,000 a year.

Other CEOs paid themselves $4,500,000 while nurses made about $70,000 a year.

P. DAVIS JONES: “A congressman recently described some nonprofit hospitals as ‘hedge funds with hospital beds,’ and I was like, ‘I bet they are.’”

“The total revenues of nonprofit hospitals in America in 2023 was $1.3 trillion. Nonprofit hospitals were making $45 billion worth of profit.”

“A study that looked at almost 1,500 nonprofit hospitals found that 86% of them provided LITTLE TO NO charity.”

“It goes to executives, these CEOs getting paid about $4.5 million a year. Meanwhile, their nurses make about 70K.”

“Here’s a guy, Robert [Grossman], at a hospital in New York who paid himself $15.3 million a year. Nonprofit hospital.”

[Lina @Lina_rays1ya]

Democrat Senator John Fetterman says he had to remind Pete Buttigieg several times that he holds no elected position, nor is he an authority inside the Democrat party.

"He never stops talking and making demands," Fetterman told reporters, "I honestly don't know who he thinks he is."

Fetterman says he refuses to take direction from a guy who hasn't won an election in 15 years.

"Go run for something and win, then we can talk."

[Kathleen Winchell ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KathleenWinche3]

When you forget you’re forty years old! 😁😅

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

"We will play to Bryce's skillset, there's no doubt about it."

Kyle Whittingham talks @UMichFootball dual-threat QB Bryce Underwood 👇

#B1GToday

[Brice Marich @BriceMarich]

Kyle Whittingham wanted to put his own unique touch on the #Michigan football program and already has made several upgrades

[jdawg @jdawgLGRW]

I hope Dylan Larkin heard this and felt regret about his decisions