Bethani Jacobsen

Funeral Director/Embalmer

[Bethani Jacobsen @bjac34]

@MerpingBitch Do it. You won’t regret it.

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i hate to say it, but during covid was honestly the best era of social media

[Bethani Jacobsen @bjac34]

10/10 recommend bringing your bestie to Target with you. ❤️

[Bethani Jacobsen @bjac34]

@morgvntvylor keep my name, daughter, and relationship out of your mouth.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

in a toxic relationship with putting away my laundry

[Bethani Jacobsen @bjac34]

#NewProfilePic

[liane 🐣 @stenohno]

If you are uncomfortable with parents breastfeeding in public, I cordially invite you to not look

[Stretch @jumpoutbineit]

The regret you feel after eating McDonald’s is criminal

[youtube: sireka @jlumsdenxo]

The people who leave detailed reviews on Amazon with pictures and videos are angels. Love y'all.

[kdot ➐ @just_kdot]

8AM before 7AM on your
your 9-5 day off

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

trader joe’s cashier: have a good day

me: love you too

[Billie @_BillieBelieves]

Your twenties now extend to 32 to cover time lost to covid

[Bethani Jacobsen @bjac34]

Grief is a weird thing.

[Bethani Jacobsen @bjac34]

#NewProfilePic

[Bethani Jacobsen @bjac34]

Can we go back to last year where I was at @PostMalone concerts instead of home bc of the pandemic?!

Ps. Wear your masks so we can go back to @PostMalone concerts.

[Bethani Jacobsen @bjac34]

Just made awkward eye contact with my Uber driver.

[𝐉𝐨𝐞 @jxemicucci]

missin them a little extra today /: