ben jacobs

I'm a guy who you don't want to bring home to your mom... Cuz I'll fuck her

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@WolfgangRichtEU Yes let’s give the government more money. That will solve all the problems

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@extramicrowave Assault!

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@robertkelsch7 @DerrickEvans4WV I don’t wear sunscreen but I do wear sunglasses, rarely burn

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@thehealthb0t Evil POS

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@FBGreatMoments BART star for reggie

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@NFL_DovKleiman I’m 37 and I have no idea how I would answer that question

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@PramilaJayapal Or lower the tax rate to 3.3 across the board and get rid of fraud and politicians

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@AaronNagler Jordy Nelson over lofton

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@SenWarren Orrrrr we all pay nothing

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@WallStreetApes But we can travel 250,000 miles in space using a quarter of the technology of our phone.

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@pmcafrica Highly doubt that took 6 minutes

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@GovEvers @BadgerMBB Hahaha

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@CaryKelly11 I live in Iowa. There’s a billboard not too far away complaining about taking glyphosate’s out of farming…. Most farmers want more pesticides and herbicides

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@NobodymrRobert No. Take the toilet off

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@JBPritzker Sound like a pedo

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@AaronNagler You are right. I truly enjoy watching the packers over seas taking a home game away with fans wearing jaguar jerseys

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@joeroganhq Didn’t she just lose?

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@jacobinfante24 Indiana is close?

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@NancyMace Did his son actually witness a shooting

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@Matt_Pinner Golf