Bobby Margarita merch available now. I designed this one so I had something to wear that didn’t have @TSNBobMcKenzie face and name all over it. https://t.co/00W4KRjOMN
Here’s that Breaking News I promised you. Broken blender thrown in for good measure. Very excited for the arrival of Bobby Margarita. Available now in AB, NS in Jan/22 and ON/SK April/22. Enjoy:
Just finishing up The Beatles “Get Back” on @disneyplus and the real question is; How many cigarettes were smoked in this documentary? It has to be an all time high for anything produced. #TheBeatlesGetBack#DisneyPlus#PeterJackson
The people who gave personal interviews about @TigerWoods on the @HBO documentary showed how low and scummy people can be for a little bit of cash. They came across as the real losers in this story.
Best sports weekends of the year:
1. Super Wildcard Weekend.
2. Masters Weekend.
3. First Weekend of March Madness.
4. Super Bowl Weekend.
5. First 3 days of a major soccer tournament.
6. First weekend of an Olympics.
7. Week One of the NFL season.
A positive note to end 2020. The good people @dickclarkprod should see record ratings for “New Years Rocking Eve” with more people at home than ever watching sexy @RyanSeacrest. Glass half full guy right here. Happy NYE! #NewYearsEve#NewYearsRockinEve
Marv and Harry from Home Alone don’t get enough respect for being on time for the McAlister break & enter. If you say you’re going to be somewhere at 9 pm, then be there at 9 pm! #homealone@IncredibleCulk
Sadly, my @CalRipkenJr streak of getting drunk at least once every weekend in December has come to an end. Let the record state I went down soft. Book in hand on the couch at 9 pm #COVID19
My Japanese mom said if I got on America’s Got Talent she’d pretend she doesn’t support my comedy career & no longer speaks to me to give me a solid “backstory”. She said she’d plan a dramatic moment where she “calls” for the first time in 5 years. I love her so much.
Just watched @pawpatrol for the first time with my brother in law and niece. Adventure Bay must spend an insane amount of tax payers money on emergency services.
Social Media Rankings of anyone over 55....
1- LinkedIn (landslide above the rest)
2- Facebook (no concept of how posts work and/or who sees them)
3-Instagram (no idea how to post pictures or the concept of how many posts in the same day are acceptable)
4- Twitter (for news)