Burton Jaursch

I like to write code and wear speedos. Obviously, I’m fun at parties. Go Beavs

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

@ryanwashburne Locker

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

@ryanwashburne The world is ending, Ryan.

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

They’ve been doing this in frat houses for years

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I thought of a new way to watch Tv with people. Two TV’s and two couches faced opposite each other

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

@1BeaverBeliever @Oregonian It’s one of the most popular streetcar systems in the US. In 2023 it serviced 2.6M rides. Far outpaces ridership compared to similar systems. Also the Portland Streetcar does not service areas beyond the city center, whereas I5 is an interstate highway

https://t.co/LJOysGPMoM

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

Is $76M/mi an expensive extension? As a Portland taxpayer, I think so. The article is great, but this headline is done in bad faith. Value your influence & responsibility @Oregonian

At least @wweek only ragebaits a headline if the article is worth the anger

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

Massive clickbait. $38M goes to track extension.

The other $82M (>2/3!) goes to infrastructure development of the derelict industrial area that could extend the Slabtown/NW neighborhood.

But lets enrage the Clackamas Co. commenters who won’t open or read the article 👍

[The Oregonian @Oregonian]

Plan to extend Portland Streetcar tracks half-mile to Montgomery Park goes to City Council; cost could top $120M https://t.co/WN9AYPm4gC

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

@Leowink_ @Oregonian Also true! Though those improvements would primarily be laying the groundwork for the redevelopment of the industrial blocks around the extension. Not a simple answer either way

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

@Leowink_ @Oregonian The track extension is $38M. So $76M/mi

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

@Countdoodoo3 No its this but my dumptruck ass

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

Our era’s most ambitious technical entrepreneur, driving humanity forward with multiple world-changing firms does not have a basic understanding of integrals, let alone statistical reasoning

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

[misinterpreting the graph completely]
Masterful gambit, sir

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

@hoxton_the You’re so close

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

“Ka-mal-a”

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

Ohhhh my god

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

Oh my god

[The Onion @TheOnion]

FACT CHECK
TRUMP: “People don’t leave my rallies.”
TRUE: They’re carried out in body bags.

[Burton Jaursch @BJaursch]

@LorenHos @RandyR358 I’ll bet you $5 I could name 10 teams who couldn’t wait to kill the Pac-12

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Girl, 6, climbs north Africa's highest mountain https://t.co/XdKgwwRxYd