briah

in dog years I’m dead

[briah @bjchris19]

My dad, who lives in the middle of nowhere, sent me this picture today. We have not talked in weeks.

[briah @bjchris19]

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Wait what’s the super fancy Italian place that serves brunch??

[briah @bjchris19]

@Brainnrshmnt @depressionlesss Minneapolis also gathers each year to a giant pencil and celebrate its sharpening. 10/10 recommend https://t.co/K3TQT1WM5X

[briah @bjchris19]

@depressionlesss JUNE 24th 2026!

[briah @bjchris19]

In my Anthony Bourdain era

[briah @bjchris19]

@NICKIMINAJ can you roast me next

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

fuck that, come get bottomless apps

[briah @bjchris19]

@JeffLynnesELO is it too late to send in an order for a t-shirt??

[briah @bjchris19]

So far I’m not impressed with chatGPT

[briah @bjchris19]

@pearlythingz being an adult bully should be left in 2024

[briah @bjchris19]

Can u spot the spaghetti o’s?

[briah @bjchris19]

@LaMoraEric Omg ur so obsessed with stairs it’s ~*~sO wEiRd~*~

[briah @bjchris19]

@HussainIbarra I was expecting a hilarious meme. Can someone @ me with a funny response?

[briah @bjchris19]

@Marieeeeah Awwww you spoil me 🥲

[briah @bjchris19]

@LaMoraEric No rules mean no rules. I had a box of valentine candy hearts for dinner

[briah @bjchris19]

I want to be buried at the top of a hill and I want my epitaph to say ‘there are never rules for what foods to eat at a certain time of day and I will die on this hill’

[briah @bjchris19]

@pdouglasweather April 1st called. They want their joke back.

[briah @bjchris19]

@Miexriir The moment that stupid super-sized semi appeared was the moment I experienced anxiety for the first time. Cool costume tho

[Super Mario Facts @SuperMarioFact]

In Super Mario Odyssey, the Sphynx is modeled after the Sphinx.

[briah @bjchris19]

@Shudder Being the final girl

[briah @bjchris19]

Can’t believe it has been 7 years