BEETLEJUICE

a Beetlejuice clone. my content varies from SFW to NSFW depending on the situation #BeetlejuiceRP

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

Beetlejuice clone
• not new to character
• DMs open. Friendly writer.
• One of Beetlejuice’s clones
• Wants to stir shit up
•Always in some sorta trouble
#BeetlejuiceRp

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

@FerryryDE @witch_foot @HumansNoContext Well, technically, yes it is. I’m done seen that shit myself. Especially in Arkansas you can’t put it past those motherfuckers in Arkansas to do something like that.

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

Ah the day before love day. Good shit!! Guys here’s a tip. NEVER give your girl bugs for love day. They hate that shit.

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

@MatthewCoast 1. Oral sex
2. READ NUMBER 1 AGAIN

[Alastor the Radio Demon @Strxwberry_Pimp]

"Smile, my dear! You're never fully dressed without one!"
41 years of age
Aromantic Bisexual
18+ required for dark or lewd themes

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

@2ndaryProtocol This good enough for ya sparky?!

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

Next time. He better duck. Like the other guy did when the shoe got thrown at him

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Bill Gates gets hit with a pie in the face

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

@crazyclipsonly WELL DESERBED!! 😂😂😂

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

@disneypixarsz @snowflakecurse Good lord I think this person just summoned the KKK at least twice!

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

@elonmusk A fucking prick??

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

STROKE STROKE STROKE STROKE!!

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

Today's indictment serves as an important reminder: anyone who puts himself over the Constitution should never be President of the United States.

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

Here’s a pretty morbid but funny as fuck thing. Shake rattle n roll makes the whole electric chair thing even funnier.

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

@AUniqueDarkness // you n me both

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

“ hey watch this!” He rips his own head off and starts juggling it like a ball

[Betelgeuse @MisterBugDrink]

He playfully put a hand over his unbeating heart. "I'm so proud of you."

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

Wow. First my show. Now phantom. Fuck you broadway. FUCK…..YOU

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

Well dust off that old handbook. Grab your best striped suit and get at er!

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

“ fuck yeah! I’m up for that!” He laid some out on his sleeve. Then snorts it loudly.

[Betelgeuse @MisterBugDrink]

Aw, so innocent-. "Did you want to try the white line one?" He raised a brow, a smirk lined his lips.

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

He paused. “ the Santa one or the white line one? I’ve only had the Santa one “

[Betelgeuse @MisterBugDrink]

BJ huffed softly, smiling to himself. "I suppose you can say that."

He paused for a moment. "Have you ever tried coke?" He may have made these clones, but he really didn't pay that much attention to them.

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

“ is that why you smoke a lot of dope? Little white stuff on the ol sleeve?!”

[Betelgeuse @MisterBugDrink]

Blinking, he shook his head. Right. The clones were sentient.

"Oh, I'm just self-loathing. You'll get there eventually."

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

“ what are you talking about? “

[Betelgeuse @MisterBugDrink]

@bjclone2

"Stop acting like you're happy. I know you're not."

[BEETLEJUICE @bjclone2]

// Ok so I didn’t know how to spell guacamole and I spelled it gawkamolie and now I will not say it any other way unless I’m in a restaurant or somewhere fancy. 😂😂