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i am very interested in past* lives**

Addendum:
*pasta
**olives

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hello genie yes ive had a think my three wishes are that i wish i was really good at everything. give my other 2 to someone else. make their day.

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@bjorksdaughter 🎉 🙌

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no no you dont like alcohol because you are scottish or irish. sure you have an irish granddad perhaps but no. you like alcohol because it reminds you of your first ever drink. remember breastmilk?

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@dulladottir marginally better looking than kier

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@pj_shagrid i knew then! bye tottenham ikea

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they removed the sofa from ikea. the one outside the restaurant toilets. i think this is a sign that time is running out

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queen elizabeth is dead. i have insider info. the info is that the inside of queen elizabeth is dead.

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@dulladottir i was pissed the fuck off

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i hate small businesses!

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@dulladottir you’re a genius

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no

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@dulladottir keep going

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theres always 2026 i suppose

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@dulladottir best account on bluesky

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blueksy is kind of cringe!

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@Jawsawn incest expert over here

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you guys didnt play with a plastic cup in the bath enough. #cupinabath #playwithyourselfinabath

[MART @martn3ws]

Eu jurava que era IMPOSSÍVEL realmente fazer isso na vida real

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@pj_shagrid it won best original song at the oscars for a reason

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ive realised i cannot speak or read and i cannot laugh and i cannot hear and i cannot close my eyes and i should have studied a STEM subject

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I come from old monkey

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@Jawsawn @ForeverElSanto @tripleAtwink …woah

[staid @staidindoors]

Last time we went to AMC they played the "put away your phones" clip, and at the end it says "Your Escape Starts Now" and a kid got up and ran straight out of the theater.

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@Jawsawn lizzoland. lmao.